vipersniper Posted January 11, 2013 Member ID: 371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 67 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 382 Achievement Points: 6772 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 22, 2020 Birthday: 04/02/1962 Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) lol check this out .i'm going to fire you ass . http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2013/01/11/16465654-flatulent-federal-workers-reprimand-is-rescinded?lite Edited January 11, 2013 by vipersniper hxtr and RustyRifle 2 Awards
deerejon Posted January 11, 2013 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3715 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3153 Achievement Points: 28472 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 07:57 PM Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Posted January 11, 2013 LOL...I tried to reprimand co-workers for gassing other co-workers...(service techs in tight quaters.) It didnt work so we made a rule...".turn yer ass outta my face before you do that asshole" LordOfChaos, vipersniper and hxtr 3 Awards
little_old_man Posted January 11, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 11, 2013 I worked in my family business for 30 years, and we had no hesitation at all walking into each other's office while on an important business call and ripping one. Since the receiver is on a call and can't leave the room, it makes it especially funny knowing they were getting sick from the stench and couldn't do anything about it. Of course we rigged expolding toilet seats too, but that's another story. eidolonFIRE, vipersniper, hxtr and 1 other 4 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted January 12, 2013 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4903 Content Per Day: 0.86 Reputation: 4088 Achievement Points: 39636 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted January 12, 2013 hell was expelled for 2 weeks in grade 8 for letting one rip and it stunk so bad they closed the room for the whole day egg salad samwitches did the trick and if happened again shool was going to send me to doctor lol vipersniper 1 Awards
LordOfChaos Posted January 12, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted January 12, 2013 lol you bunch of stinky bastards! lol especially you Old man... so how many of you pulled the blankets over your spouses head and "trapped" her under the blankets while you let a good ol beer fart out 2 most stinky farts... beer farts, and cheap icecream farts... lol they stink something terrible!
KaptCrunch Posted January 12, 2013 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4903 Content Per Day: 0.86 Reputation: 4088 Achievement Points: 39636 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted January 12, 2013 lol you bunch of stinky bastards! lol especially you Old man... so how many of you pulled the blankets over your spouses head and "trapped" her under the blankets while you let a good ol beer fart out 2 most stinky farts... beer farts, and cheap icecream farts... lol they stink something terrible! THATS what you call a dutch oven fart ...blankets over head vipersniper and LordOfChaos 2 Awards
Damage_inc- Posted January 12, 2013 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted January 12, 2013 another bullshit story instead of a real story about how bad it really is atm...wtf sheeple Awards
little_old_man Posted January 13, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 13, 2013 another bullshit story instead of a real story about how bad it really is atm...wtf sheeple Damage we need to change your name to "Little Ray of Sunshine" because you always have such inspiring things to say. Damage_inc-, vipersniper, LordOfChaos and 1 other 4 Awards
blk_plague Posted January 13, 2013 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Posted January 13, 2013 I worked in my family business for 30 years, and we had no hesitation at all walking into each other's office while on an important business call and ripping one. Since the receiver is on a call and can't leave the room, it makes it especially funny knowing they were getting sick from the stench and couldn't do anything about it. Of course we rigged expolding toilet seats too, but that's another story. You sir are a sick and twisted individual. Love it. I prefer the crop duster in public when my wife forces me to shop with her or the always favorite loud blaster then turn and in a shocking voice say Sarah? Although I do have to make sure my distance is enough to allow escape velocity possible before the backhand. vipersniper 1 Awards
ENG4INE Posted January 13, 2013 Member ID: 1717 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 86 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 657 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 610 Achievement Points: 5298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 30, 2020 Birthday: 09/24/1984 Posted January 13, 2013 hell was expelled for 2 weeks in grade 8 for letting one rip and it stunk so bad they closed the room for the whole day egg salad samwitches did the trick and if happened again shool was going to send me to doctor lol I still think you need a doctor....head doctor... lol you bunch of stinky bastards! lol especially you Old man... so how many of you pulled the blankets over your spouses head and "trapped" her under the blankets while you let a good ol beer fart out 2 most stinky farts... beer farts, and cheap icecream farts... lol they stink something terrible! I give my wife the honor of experiencing the dutch oven at every opportunity. another bullshit story instead of a real story about how bad it really is atm...wtf sheeple Excellent use of the word sheeple. Love it. Damage_inc- and -cracken- 2
vipersniper Posted January 13, 2013 Member ID: 371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 67 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 382 Achievement Points: 6772 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 22, 2020 Birthday: 04/02/1962 Author Posted January 13, 2013 (edited) hell was expelled for 2 weeks in grade 8 for letting one rip and it stunk so bad they closed the room for the whole day egg salad samwitches did the trick and if happened again shool was going to send me to doctor lol dam wife made egg salad for tomorrow ,,,,she farts :hrhr: . Edited January 13, 2013 by vipersniper LordOfChaos 1 Awards
little_old_man Posted January 13, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted January 13, 2013 WHAT? Women don't fart. Just ask any of them. Awards
blk_plague Posted January 13, 2013 Member ID: 3791 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 117 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 846 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 1141 Achievement Points: 8884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3, 2024 Birthday: 09/29/1970 Device: Android Posted January 13, 2013 Yea they just shit their panty's. I swear women's gas is way worse than men's Awards
kswift420 Posted January 13, 2013 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted January 13, 2013 lol you bunch of stinky bastards! lol especially you Old man... so how many of you pulled the blankets over your spouses head and "trapped" her under the blankets while you let a good ol beer fart out 2 most stinky farts... beer farts, and cheap icecream farts... lol they stink something terrible! THATS what you call a dutch oven fart ...blankets over head lol i use the fan method!!! (fart then fan the blanket in her face runs her out the bed every time!) LordOfChaos 1
hxtr Posted January 13, 2013 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 13, 2013 my farts smell like roses so no one ever minded mine. ever have like when in school when you are trying to be quite but you really need to pass some to relieve pressue. So you just let a little out to see if the ghost is clear... make sure it dont stink and all. So you lift one butt cheek to allow room to escape and it comes out in bubble form. You cant get it out between you butt cheeks and your trying hard not to get caught. Then finally you are able to part them just enough and along with the working your butt muscles to get it back in position then you hear a peeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww at a hi frequency.... everyone looks then the smell. man I have some fart stories. vipersniper 1
vipersniper Posted January 16, 2013 Member ID: 371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 67 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 382 Achievement Points: 6772 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 22, 2020 Birthday: 04/02/1962 Author Posted January 16, 2013 Yea they just shit their panty's. I swear women's gas is way worse than men's my wife is small but she has told me stories . i think they save it up for a year then it's like a musturd gas from the old wars ...... you know when it makes your face turn colors from no oxygen . . Awards
vipersniper Posted January 16, 2013 Member ID: 371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 67 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 382 Achievement Points: 6772 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 22, 2020 Birthday: 04/02/1962 Author Posted January 16, 2013 my farts smell like roses so no one ever minded mine. ever have like when in school when you are trying to be quite but you really need to pass some to relieve pressue. So you just let a little out to see if the ghost is clear... make sure it dont stink and all. So you lift one butt cheek to allow room to escape and it comes out in bubble form. You cant get it out between you butt cheeks and your trying hard not to get caught. Then finally you are able to part them just enough and along with the working your butt muscles to get it back in position then you hear a peeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww at a hi frequency.... everyone looks then the smell. man I have some fart stories. lmao your talented farting story . got to get that picture erased out of my mind now . Awards
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