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lol check this out .i'm going to fire you ass .

http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2013/01/11/16465654-flatulent-federal-workers-reprimand-is-rescinded?lite

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LOL...I tried to reprimand co-workers for gassing other co-workers...(service techs in tight quaters.)

It didnt work so we made a rule...".turn yer ass outta my face before you do that asshole"



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I worked in my family business for 30 years, and we had no hesitation at all walking into each other's office while on an important business call and ripping one. Since the receiver is on a call and can't leave the room, it makes it especially funny knowing they were getting sick from the stench and couldn't do anything about it.

 

Of course we rigged expolding toilet seats too, but that's another story.



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hell was expelled for 2 weeks in grade 8 for letting one rip and it stunk so bad they closed the room for the whole day

 

egg salad samwitches did the trick

 

and if happened again shool was going to send me to doctor lol



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lol you bunch of stinky bastards! lol especially you Old man...

 

so how many of you pulled the blankets over your spouses head and "trapped" her under the blankets while you let a good ol beer fart out :P 2 most stinky farts... beer farts, and cheap icecream farts... lol they stink something terrible!



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lol you bunch of stinky bastards! lol especially you Old man...

 

so how many of you pulled the blankets over your spouses head and "trapped" her under the blankets while you let a good ol beer fart out :P 2 most stinky farts... beer farts, and cheap icecream farts... lol they stink something terrible!

 

THATS what you call a dutch oven fart ...blankets over head



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another bullshit story instead of a real story about how bad it really is atm...wtf sheeple



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another bullshit story instead of a real story about how bad it really is atm...wtf sheeple

 

Damage we need to change your name to "Little Ray of Sunshine" because you always have such inspiring things to say. :hrhr:



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I worked in my family business for 30 years, and we had no hesitation at all walking into each other's office while on an important business call and ripping one. Since the receiver is on a call and can't leave the room, it makes it especially funny knowing they were getting sick from the stench and couldn't do anything about it.

 

Of course we rigged expolding toilet seats too, but that's another story.

You sir are a sick and twisted individual. Love it. I prefer the crop duster in public when my wife forces me to shop with her or the always favorite loud blaster then turn and in a shocking voice say Sarah? Although I do have to make sure my distance is enough to allow escape velocity possible before the backhand.



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hell was expelled for 2 weeks in grade 8 for letting one rip and it stunk so bad they closed the room for the whole day

 

egg salad samwitches did the trick

 

and if happened again shool was going to send me to doctor lol

I still think you need a doctor....head doctor...

lol you bunch of stinky bastards! lol especially you Old man...

 

so how many of you pulled the blankets over your spouses head and "trapped" her under the blankets while you let a good ol beer fart out :P 2 most stinky farts... beer farts, and cheap icecream farts... lol they stink something terrible!

I give my wife the honor of experiencing the dutch oven at every opportunity.

another bullshit story instead of a real story about how bad it really is atm...wtf sheeple

Excellent use of the word sheeple. Love it.


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hell was expelled for 2 weeks in grade 8 for letting one rip and it stunk so bad they closed the room for the whole day

 

egg salad samwitches did the trick

 

and if happened again shool was going to send me to doctor lol

dam wife made egg salad for tomorrow :crazy: ,,,,she farts :hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr: . Edited by vipersniper


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WHAT? Women don't fart. Just ask any of them. :whistle:



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Yea they just shit their panty's. I swear women's gas is way worse than men's



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lol you bunch of stinky bastards! lol especially you Old man...

 

so how many of you pulled the blankets over your spouses head and "trapped" her under the blankets while you let a good ol beer fart out :P 2 most stinky farts... beer farts, and cheap icecream farts... lol they stink something terrible!

 

THATS what you call a dutch oven fart ...blankets over head

lol i use the fan method!!! (fart then fan the blanket in her face runs her out the bed every time!)


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my farts smell like roses so no one ever minded mine.

 

ever have like when in school when you are trying to be quite but you really need to pass some to relieve pressue.

 

So you just let a little out to see if the ghost is clear... make sure it dont stink and all. So you lift one butt cheek to allow room to escape and it comes out in bubble form. You cant get it out between you butt cheeks and your trying hard not to get caught. Then finally you are able to part them just enough and along with the working your butt muscles to get it back in position then you hear a

 

peeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww at a hi frequency.... everyone looks then the smell.

 

man I have some fart stories.



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Yea they just shit their panty's. I swear women's gas is way worse than men's

my wife is small but she has told me stories . i think they save it up for a year then it's like a musturd gas from the old wars ...... you know when it makes your face turn colors from no oxygen . :crazy::offtopic: .


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my farts smell like roses so no one ever minded mine.

 

ever have like when in school when you are trying to be quite but you really need to pass some to relieve pressue.

 

So you just let a little out to see if the ghost is clear... make sure it dont stink and all. So you lift one butt cheek to allow room to escape and it comes out in bubble form. You cant get it out between you butt cheeks and your trying hard not to get caught. Then finally you are able to part them just enough and along with the working your butt muscles to get it back in position then you hear a

 

peeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwww at a hi frequency.... everyone looks then the smell.

 

man I have some fart stories.

lmao your talented farting story . got to get that picture erased out of my mind now :whistle: .

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