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I am in a relationship for six years now (2nd March. Yes I am a man and I KNOW it ;) ). It's the longest I ever had before. My last was about 3 years and I had the same thoughts as you when it broke up. And I did exactly the same things.

 

I was a fucking pimp, I got my game on and so on. No more relationship! Someday SHE came. What should I say? I never wanted to move to Bavaria and I NEVER wanted to move for a girl. What did I do? Moved to Bavaria and did this for a girl. For the girl of my life.

 

Let's bet:

You'll be in a new relationship within the next five years. If not i'll come to your hometown to invite you for a beer. If I am right, you'll do this for me. :P

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get her funstick just dont drop the soap in front of bigmeandean

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Ok bet,  5 years!   Instead of you coming here,  I come there. I gotta see the place where my BMW was born in :)

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I remember being at your wedding via skype. You were so happy, but now that she has hurt you I could just slap her! You didn't deserve that kind of treatment. You are better than that. And I know you're saying that you will never fall in love again, but after this ordeal is over, keep your heart open. Don't let her ruin love for you. Don't give her that power over you!

Fight the fight, @@FunStick! Fight and win for those of us who couldn't.

I was with a man for 13 years who kicked me out and married someones else less than a year later. He even cannibalized my PC for parts!

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Wish you all the best Funstick.i wil pray for you

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Fucking fuck it, go for it fucker! Fuck her bro, fuck secret fucking agenda's! For fuck sake, fuck this shit lets get pissed! :cheers:  P.S....I hope you fucking WIN!

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BEEEEEEEEEaaaatttcchhhhhhhh!

 

Come to Heff for some proper Bro love Funtick  and a beer!   gggrrrr!

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Update as of 03/27/2013!!

 

 

 

I finally got a Response from USCIS,  and now there is an IMMIGRATION CASE Against my wonderful loving wife!! woohooo!!   The day she gets deported is the day I shall feed poor homeless people (300 dollar limit). and then go to my asian massuese for a perfect rub down!!!!!

 

 

I still need to write one more letter and send it to USCIS and homeland security then after that, I am done with this bullshit marriage and live life like I used to. 

 

 

Keep praying for me everyone,  Thats all we can do and hope that I win. 

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hahahahah great news Funstick. Way to stick it to her. hahahhaa

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as long as i dont have to clean up.. i say go for it but just dont get yourself in trouble :3

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Thank you Gentleman, and yes I shall try to keep out of trouble.  

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Wow You are in my  prayers........

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Behave  ;)

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Hey Funstick, feel free to deport your wife over here, and I will deport mine over there lol, fair trade!

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Recent Update:   Today I took advise from a Russian Lawyer who's personality is a fucking rock.  Its ok.  I payed the SOB 400 bucks for a stupid petition draft for an Annulment.  This fucker didnt advise me properly and made me do something I didnt want to.  So I filled for an Annulment today.  So the good news:  The lawyer I hired to bring the Hoe here in the first place is back in the game and I met with him Saturday.  He is my defense attorney.  He is one of the BEST lawyers in DC.    So today everyone,  The prayers need to come hard for me!    I win this, then this will be publicized to give hope to other people who have been fucked over and used to come into OUR country!   No one has a right to manipulate others into marriage. Abuse a sacred bond between a man and a woman.  Love is not like it used to be for many of us out there.  1 puts in 50% and the other puts in 25%  doesn't make a marriage work.  has to be 50/50. 

 

 

For those of you who have your families, and are with your significant others.  Good and I hope that god blesses you with ever lasting true love.

 

For those of you who are in the same boat as me (Single).  Remember something.  DO NOT FUCKING FALL IN LOVE!  and do not put more effort then the other.  Be a fucking pimp, get your game on, and then fuck every girl (for us guys) or guy (for you girls) as you can.   Have fun, save your money,  make more money,  become more successful, and live a nice fancy lifestyle.   And go to Asian Massage Palors!   :)

 

 

 

 

Your brother  FunStick>XI<  

 

 

>XI< forever!

 

"Be a fucking Pimp".... my goodness, I hope Pete is reading this, I wasn't aware that he was such a clever...Pimp lol

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hahahahah great news Funstick. Way to stick it to her. hahahhaa

 

hey Hxtr, is your wife still available for trade? lol  :offtopic:

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A man does not need this shit in his life,Our prayers are with you.

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