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Stopped By Police @ 2 Am.

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An elderly man
was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that
time of night.

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The man replied,
I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse & the effects it has on the
human body, as well as smoking & staying out late. The officer then asked,
really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night? The man replied, that
would be my wife.


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sure i know his wife lol


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LMAO   :w00t:

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:hrhr:

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lmao - thanks

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