help with different version of our 12 rules ?

[Markoff]

Hi all. I have a wall in my new map which I'd like to put a spoof version of our 12 rules in. I'm looking for suggestions for example (not one I'd use but) Rule 1 - No baldies allowed to play after 6pm on a Monday. The top 12 will make it in and I know you'll come up with some crackers .......

[hxtr]

Here is a lame attempt. Modify mine if you want. Not easy to make fun of these rules. Best to just make fun of Rugger.

 

1. Have read, understand, and agree to abide by the XI Code of Conduct 

 

1. I agree to understand, possibly read but for sure to abide by Code for XI's Conduct.

2. Need to be registered on the site with a username and password for 3 months 

 

2. You need to be a registered voter with a minimum of 3 moths experience hacking usernames and passwords. 

3. Need to have made a minimum of 20 posts on the site (including an introduction post about yourself) 

 

3. You need to have a miinimum of 10,000 post to be a Post Master General. 

4. Need to use Mic in game 

 

5. You need to step up to the mic if you feet itch and burn. 

5. Need to have Teamspeak 3 setup + Xfire 

 

5. You are a loser if  you don't have Teamspeak and Xfire setup. 

 

6. Must be 18 years of age 

 

6.  Must be aging for 18 years before we try and get in your pants. 

7. Game name and website name must match 

 

7. Game day and week days must match. 

8. Need at least 100 hours of gaming time on our servers (you can check this through gametracker, if you need help find an admin) 

 

8.You need to have at lease 100 hours of porn experience before looking at the boobies posts. Find an admin if you want to show your boobies. 

9. Your GUID number must be clean on the PBBANS list. PBBANS.com 

 

9. Your GUID number must be tattooed on your forehead.

10. You must not be in another clan and must have left any previous clans 3+ months before applying. 

 

10. You must not be in another clan's forum leaving messages about Rugger 3 months before he finds out. 

11. You must add your sponsor and other game admins for the game(s) you play to your xfire friends list 

 

11. You must show who is responsible for bringing your dumb ass in this clan. 

12. You must have your xfire username listed in your website profile. 
If you have any questions please see an admin and they can help you out.

 

12. You must post nude photos of yourself if you play freeztag like P!nk does. If you have any questions save it... admins only want to see your boobies. 

[tsw 8.5]

markoff you looking for some fun in this or all just stright up rules ...as i would have.. 1 in there ..rule 1 be a idiot not a moron .2 have a mic and dont be afraid to use it ..3 bring your knife and your gun to this fight ..so hope you get a lot more ..just don't know how serious your going with this ...

[TBB]

1) Be willing to go on a date with Llama

2) Be willing to go on a date with Google

3) Be willing to give details of the above to Rugger

[hxtr]

1. Press one for an Idiot.

2. Press two for advice. 

3. Press three to make a donation.

4. Press 4 for rugger. He will not answer but fun anyway. 

5. Press five for COD5 team.

6. Press six for COD4 team.

7. Press seven for COD2 team. 
8. Press eight if you have an inny. 

9. Press nine if you have an outy. 

10. Press ten if you are hot.

11. Press eleven if you are horny.  

12. Press twelve for a blowjob. An admin will be right with you.

Edited September 14, 2013 by hxtr

[hxtr]

wow... no one else wants to play the game? This could be funny!