CobraBites Posted November 19, 2013 Member ID: 2313 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4924 Content Per Day: 1.02 Reputation: 3034 Achievement Points: 33897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2017 Birthday: 05/26/1974 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Q: Why is Aaron Hernandez's NFL career over? A: By the time he gets out of jail he wont have a tight end left. codpiece, LordOfChaos, JohnnyDos and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraBites Posted November 19, 2013 Member ID: 2313 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4924 Content Per Day: 1.02 Reputation: 3034 Achievement Points: 33897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2017 Birthday: 05/26/1974 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 Warface 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfTiS Posted November 19, 2013 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Good one Cobra and I agree the Pats Suck... CobraBites 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted November 19, 2013 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) Oh thats just bad. Edited November 19, 2013 by Sammy CobraBites 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
CobraBites Posted November 19, 2013 Member ID: 2313 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4924 Content Per Day: 1.02 Reputation: 3034 Achievement Points: 33897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2017 Birthday: 05/26/1974 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 Q: What will happen if Tom Brady can't make the delivery of his first child with Gisele Bundchen? A: Bill Belichick will tape it! WolfTiS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaLlama Posted November 19, 2013 Member ID: 1443 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2299 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3788 Achievement Points: 17866 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8, 2023 Birthday: 02/19/1987 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2013 WolfTiS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DramaLlama Posted November 19, 2013 Member ID: 1443 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2299 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3788 Achievement Points: 17866 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8, 2023 Birthday: 02/19/1987 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2013 WolfTiS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted November 19, 2013 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2013 My eyes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
CobraBites Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 2313 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4924 Content Per Day: 1.02 Reputation: 3034 Achievement Points: 33897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2017 Birthday: 05/26/1974 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 My eyes!!! YOUR A TRUE IDIOT!!! LMFAO ROFL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STARTJIMX Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 3411 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 212 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 68 Achievement Points: 2230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/29/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 7, 2023 Birthday: 03/27/1995 Device: Windows Share Posted November 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted November 20, 2013 YOUR A TRUE IDIOT!!! LMFAO ROFL!!!! I have seen a great many things on the internet in my years of surfing. Some truly disgusting like the 2 cups videos. While that pic isnt in the same category its still gross. CobraBites 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14888 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7829 Achievement Points: 91103 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted November 20, 2013 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
CobraBites Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 2313 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4924 Content Per Day: 1.02 Reputation: 3034 Achievement Points: 33897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2017 Birthday: 05/26/1974 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 Q: Did you hear about Aaron Hernandez? A: He entered prison as a tight end and became a wide receiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tball Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I guess when your the best you will have haters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraBites Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 2313 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4924 Content Per Day: 1.02 Reputation: 3034 Achievement Points: 33897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2017 Birthday: 05/26/1974 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 I guess when your the best you will have haters patriots are hardly the best anymore ...i mean they are tied with the colts who are in rebuilding times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSNO0PxX Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 3664 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 216 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 85 Achievement Points: 1505 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 20, 2023 Birthday: 07/28/1974 Device: Android Share Posted November 20, 2013 ROFL at the Tom Brady Photo.....OI hate the Pats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DramaLlama Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 1443 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2299 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3788 Achievement Points: 17866 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8, 2023 Birthday: 02/19/1987 Device: Windows Share Posted November 20, 2013 (edited) You probably heard about how MNF between the Panthers and Patriots ended, unless you don’t actually know what a football is, in which case: get back to practice Jaguars. Needless to say, Tom Brady was not too happy about the refs picking up the flag, even using a few no-no words. As you might expect, there was pretty major fall out from such an ending. Was Tom Brady fined for swearing at the refs? You’re kidding right? Hell no. Section 23 of the NFL rulebook titled “The Brady does whatever the hell he wants and if you don’t like it too f-ing bad Rules” (explained below), prevents that. No, the refs that picked up the flag were immediately fired by Roger Goodell for not saving Tom Brady (again). Looks like last year’s replacement refs will have some new co-workers at Foot Locker. Goodell: “This is ridiculous. We went over this with these officials in basic training. Rule 5, Section 12 says that whenever Tom Brady is in distress and needs help, the officials are to throw a flag. This applies at all times, 24/7. If Tom Brady is unable to hail a cab in downtown New York, our officials are to immediately throw a flag for roughing the passer and apply it to the Jets’ next game. Simple, right? So due to them not following simple rules, I’ve had to let them go. I will be pursuing further charges as well.” According to our sources, Roger Goodell is attempting to convince Carolina state court that these officials should be sent to death row on first degree murder charges for killing the Patriots’ chance to win the game. He’s convinced he’s going to win, because, after all: no one screws with Tom Brady and lives to tell about it. He made sure to remind the officials working the Patriots/Saints game of this earlier this year before Tom Brady lead the game winning drive and won, largely assisted by this missed holding: “I was scared to death,” one unnamed official said about talking to Goodell before that drive. “He said he wanted to play a game before that drive. I thought I was in a Saw movie. So hell no I didn’t call holding. I don’t want to be chopped into a thousand pieces in my sleep. Whatever Roger wants is what I do. Heil Goodell!” Don’t make Roger Goodell angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Let’s take a look at the Brady section of the NFL Rulebook, it might shed some light on this: NFL Rulebook, Section 12: The Brady does whatever the hell he wants and if you don’t like it too f-ing bad Rules -1. If someone is in the same area code as Tom Brady, it is considered Roughing the Passer.-2. If someone actually sacks Tom Brady, it is considered first degree assault and punishable to the fullest extent of the law.-3. If someone intercepts Tom Brady, a flag is to be thrown for “fair catch interference” for not allowing his receiver a fair chance to catch the ball.-4. If Tom Brady does something stupid like fumble, make up a rule as fast as possible that sounds real to overturn it. (For example, the “Tuck Rule” was invented for this reason. No one knows what the $!!@%@ a tuck actually is.)-5. Whenever Tom Brady is in distress, a flag is to be thrown. This applies at all times, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. We’d go on, but there’s 943 rules in that section alone. You get the idea. To prevent future issues like this, Tom Brady will be given a brand new Kindle Fire complete with a special Tom Brady version of the mayday button that he can keep on the sidelines. That way if he is ever in distress again, he can pull out his Kindle Fire, hit mayday, and immediately speak to Roger Goodell. Through the Kindle Fire, Roger can immediately have killed whoever Brady wants. Perfect. Remember: no one screws with Tom Brady and lives to tell about it. Edited November 20, 2013 by DramaLlama WolfTiS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
snakepliskin Posted November 20, 2013 Member ID: 175 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 342 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 168 Achievement Points: 2309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 4 Device: Windows Share Posted November 20, 2013 That's some good stuff there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted November 22, 2013 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted November 22, 2013 That is just to funny Drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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