iboomboom Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3407 Content Per Day: 0.81 Reputation: 3084 Achievement Points: 30326 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 12:58 AM Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Macintosh Posted October 22, 2014 Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I did not remove the political part in the joke though I think it was unnecessary. TBB, Hemps, eidolonFIRE and 2 others 5 Awards
BUDMAN Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7100 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4638 Achievement Points: 60386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 7 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Android Posted October 22, 2014 LMAO Awards
Destroyer Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 5410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 276 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 190 Achievement Points: 2023 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3, 2023 Birthday: 11/26/1981 Posted October 22, 2014 Awards
7Toes Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted October 22, 2014 i heard that same story but she was at the supermarket and had a restraining order against her ex husband which see saw in the parking lot of the supermarket same ending with the cops not the ex husband lol Awards
TBB Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20436 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22495 Achievement Points: 147666 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 392 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 22, 2014 Sounds like a genuine Idiot - give her tags!! Destroyer 1 Awards
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