tsw 8.5 Posted November 17, 2014 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 145 Topic Count: 546 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17824 Content Per Day: 3.05 Reputation: 43020 Achievement Points: 154075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 698 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 17, 2014 A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do."Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while. Homer came back to the doctor's office."What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?""Oh, it worked real good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again.""Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc."I ain't seen her since huntin' season started." eidolonFIRE, BUDMAN, Blackbart and 4 others 7 Awards
BUDMAN Posted November 18, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 154 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7151 Content Per Day: 1.22 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 61271 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 11 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted November 18, 2014 Nice 1 lmao Awards
TBB Posted November 18, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 305 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23297 Content Per Day: 4.00 Reputation: 24439 Achievement Points: 164459 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 471 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 26 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 18, 2014 lmao Awards
JohnnyDos Posted November 18, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 9176 Achievement Points: 69487 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 18, 2014 Fantastic,I liked that one.Worth spreading around.
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