Another Dirty Johnny Joke

[White_Dragon]

_{^{Dirty Johnny has a Sister named Little Sally.}}

 

^{Little sally was shopping at a yard sale one day and found a dusty old antique Mirror.}

^{Seeing it was for sale for only $5.00 she bought it and took it home and cleaned it up.}

^{Once it was all cleaned she saw that on the back was some faint writing that said}

^{"make any} rhyme to make any wish "

^{Now she had read this aloud. At that same time Dirty Johnny was peaking through}

^{the slightly open door and heard what she said and then watched as his}

^{sister made her rhyme and wish.}

 

^{"Mirror Mirror on the wall make my tits as big as Basketballs" and then after a second} 

^{"Poof, poof, bam, bam, poof" her tits grew to be as big as a pair of Basketballs.}

^{In Her excitement she ran out of her room and out the front door and across the street}

^{to show her best friend her good fortune.}

 

^{She ran out of the room so fast that she never noticed Dirty Johnny standing just down}

^{the hall. Once she was out sight Dirty Johnny ran into her room grabbed the Mirror off}

^{the wall and ran to his room with it. He then reread what was written on the back of}

^{the mirror and Hung it on a hook on the back of his bedroom door.}

^{He then started his rhyming wish.}

 

^{"Mirror Mirror on my Door make my Dick touch the floor" and as with his sister before}

^{"Poof Poof Bam Bam Poof" and his legs started shrinking.} 

Edited October 1, 2015 by White_Dragon

[dadda2]

lol

[TBB]

Good one - explains @@Joe Canadian problem!!!!

[Sammy]

Revenge. Magic mirrors are like lawyers. Be very careful what you say or they will fuck with you.