DEEJAYKEG Posted November 15, 2015 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted November 15, 2015 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband's parents." The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but we can't seem to do anything about it." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce? "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. He said he can't communicate with me." Blackbart, JohnnyDos, Scoarch and 6 others 9 Awards
hxtr Posted November 15, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted November 15, 2015 hahaha... I am so glad I am single. L!ckALotAPus 1
TBB Posted November 15, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21330 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23026 Achievement Points: 152878 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 415 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2015 Good one DJ - thanks - hahaha... I am so glad I am single. Oh @@hxtr -like you had a choice in the matter L!ckALotAPus and hxtr 2 Awards
Bazza Posted November 15, 2015 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1089 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 394 Achievement Points: 6730 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 08:09 PM Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2015 hmmm i know a woman like that Awards
hxtr Posted November 16, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted November 16, 2015 Good one DJ - thanks - Oh @@hxtr -like you had a choice in the matter damn that was funny. hahahahahahahahaha I know right. TBB 1
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