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I don't mind having sex with a man as long as they look, dress, act and have all the parts of a woman... then I am good to go. 

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I don't mind having sex with a man as long as they look, dress, act and have all the parts of a woman... then I am good to go. 

 

Can't blame you @@hxtr. @@PimpedOutPete really fucked you up with all those years of abuse, relentless sex harassment and rape on demand. 

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Sad to notice that a serious post gets hijacked by a bunch of XI perverts so easily. Anyways, speaking of male bathroom stories, I still remember when I got a fake ID at 16 and went into a night club in Montreal in the middle of the winter. I got slightly drunk and was having the time of my life until I couldn't hold it anymore and went to the washroom. I opened the door and was greated (is this a real word?) by two huge guys wearing suits and ties, who worked inside the bathroom. I got really scared. They looked like Hulk Hogan and George Foreman. One offered me a towel and the other one perfume and baby powder. WTF? What kind of job is that?

 

I took off and went to pee outside at -50C.  Big mistake, pee became ice crystal while  in the air and the last drop at the tip of winnie froze giving me intense pain for a few minutes. True story. FU @Samsung autocorrect.  FU@@TBB. as well

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Joe - in all honesty I feel sorry for you and your weenie wiener problems and public bathrooms - maybe you spend too much time there??  -  you seem to to be seriously hung up - not hung - with the simple task of taking a piss  - just whip it out and let er rip - I'm sure @@hxtr would be wiling to help you with that - or maybe try Viagra - it would make it bigger so maybe you could find it without having to use a flashlight , tweezers, and a magnifying glass.   Next time you're out moose watching - just watch how they do it - not the female kind you're always chasing after but a male one.

 

One final note - Happy Birthday Pete!!!     Bite me Joe

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When I go to a public washroom I have no problem finding my wiener to do pee pee. I guess that's because I am slim, fit and well endo..... lol. I went to the washroom this morning and there was a huge guy who was having a hard time locating his. I guess he couldn't see it or feel it so he has grunting for a while. Not sure what happened at the end as I left the bathroom but I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up wetting his pants.

 

Does anyone here have this kind of problem? I was going to say @@TBB and even @@hxtr but I just remembered they sit to pee haha

For your information I have my dick in a shed so it won't get sunburned. That means nothing to small fryes like you but I am very sensitive and identify as a skinny person!

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Joe - in all honesty I feel sorry for you and your weenie wiener problems and public bathrooms - maybe you spend too much time there??  -  you seem to to be seriously hung up - not hung - with the simple task of taking a piss  - just whip it out and let er rip - I'm sure @@hxtr would be wiling to help you with that - or maybe try Viagra - it would make it bigger so maybe you could find it without having to use a flashlight , tweezers, and a magnifying glass.   Next time you're out moose watching - just watch how they do it - not the female kind you're always chasing after but a male one.

 

One final note - Happy Birthday Pete!!!     Bite me Joe

The magnifying glass could be real dangerous on a sunny day if you have to piss outside Anyway wasn't that part of the male enlargement package

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oh this was a serious post?

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@@Joe Canadian was there any proof that you aren't having trouble finding it?

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I think the more important question should be, Joe, why are you hanging around public bathrooms and paying such close attention to other men unpacking their tools?

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I think the more important question should be, Joe, why are you hanging around public bathrooms and paying such close attention to other men unpacking their tools?

For him it's like going to the dealership and looking at the sports car you will never have or drive

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For him it's like going to the dealership and looking at the sports car you will never have or drive

Or he is looking for that pathetic soul that is smaller than him to make himself feel better. 

 

We are getting closer to the reason I can feel it between my legs. 

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I think the more important question should be, Joe, why are you hanging around public bathrooms and paying such close attention to other men unpacking their tools?

 

 

Because the Moose population in Canada has banned him for life - hey LOM  - FU

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I think the more important question should be, Joe, why are you hanging around public bathrooms and paying such close attention to other men unpacking their tools?

Because I travel a lot LOM, just like you lol

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For him it's like going to the dealership and looking at the sports car you will never have or drive

 

For @@hxtr, @@TBB, @@BUDMAN (yes you Budman lol) and other Xi perverts is more like window shopping

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@@Joe Canadian was there any proof that you aren't having trouble finding it?

Haha, not at all lol

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Joe - in all honesty I feel sorry for you and your weenie wiener problems and public bathrooms - maybe you spend too much time there??  -  you seem to to be seriously hung up - not hung - with the simple task of taking a piss  - just whip it out and let er rip - I'm sure @@hxtr would be wiling to help you with that - or maybe try Viagra - it would make it bigger so maybe you could find it without having to use a flashlight , tweezers, and a magnifying glass.   Next time you're out moose watching - just watch how they do it - not the female kind you're always chasing after but a male one.

 

One final note - Happy Birthday Pete!!!     Bite me Joe

Thanks for the free advice @@TBB, it looks that you are very experienced in the finding a dick topic. I'm not surprised lol

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Happy birthday @@PimpedOutPete. Almost missed it

Did I miss his birthday. 

 

!fu Joe!!!! How is your manish cave going?

 

You know your wife expects to be part of your club. 

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