tsw 8.5 Posted September 8, 2016 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17620 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42722 Achievement Points: 152519 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted September 8, 2016 A guy is driving in rural Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a tiredold house with lots of deferred maintenance: 'Talking Dog For Sale'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.image'You talk?' he asks.'Yep,' the Lab replies.After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.''I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'imageThe guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.'Ten dollars,' the guy says.'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?''Because he lies more than Hillary; He's never been out of the back yard' Sammy, bds1961, Blackbart and 5 others 8 Awards
Hogan Posted September 8, 2016 Member ID: 249 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 430 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 155 Achievement Points: 7402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 23 Birthday: 01/30/1957 Device: Windows Posted September 8, 2016 lol Awards
TBB Posted September 8, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21304 Content Per Day: 3.76 Reputation: 22982 Achievement Points: 152697 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 414 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 8, 2016 Good one - thanks Awards
hxtr Posted September 9, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 9, 2016 Hillary has a lying hearing aid now to help her lie.
White_Dragon Posted September 17, 2016 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Posted September 17, 2016 LOL now that's Funny Awards
Buddy Posted September 18, 2016 Member ID: 22522 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 73 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 87 Achievement Points: 698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/12/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 22, 2024 Birthday: 01/30/1970 Device: Windows Posted September 18, 2016 Punchline should have said Trump! http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/lists/people/comparing-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-truth-o-met/ Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted September 18, 2016 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17620 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42722 Achievement Points: 152519 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Author Posted September 18, 2016 i think this was a joke ...just like both of them running for the office they are both a joke ..she is so full of shit you never know what will come out next .and he just needs to stop talking all together..but any way's that is sure one cool dog .. Awards
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