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No Jokes about BMW plz ..... ? ?

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omg... lol :spell:

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Q: How many BMW car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?

A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!

Q: What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Q: What is the BMW owner's most ardent wish? A:

A bigger penis.

Q: What should you do if you find three BMW owners buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.

Car Shopping

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

 

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Bildergebnis für bmw fahrer witze

Since I repainted my BMW, all pedestrians go out of my way. The question is why ??? ?

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