Dogg Posted July 8, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 14 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 8, 2020 This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring round the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop.” So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them, “I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camel.” Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Indian man replied, “Just try dem on, Saiheeb.” Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years-raw sexual power! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian’s thighs. The Indian then began screaming, “YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!! RobMc and TBB 2 Awards
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