RobMc Posted November 15, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2020 Facebook has a whole new meaning with this lot, however word came through in these troubled and lonely times for the local perverts association (sponsored by the Jimmy Savile trust) to have an impromptu 'get together', probably due to problems in parks and car parks for entertainment. For some strange reason they invited me?, donning my new trenchcoat, and leaping on my trusty mobility scooter I headed for the Scout hall, which they had rented for the day, unfortunately for some this did not include the aforesaid Scouts, and there was great disappointment about the real meaning of 'Brownies' for some folks. The caretaker appeared to be in shock upon our arrival, luckily we'd brought a good selection of handcuffs and introduced him to bondage before he called the police. As is apparently normal for these occasions car keys, scooter keys and house keys were tossed into a bucket in the centre of the hall, I love Secret Santas, hope I picked a nice gift? Mrs Miggins (aka Lucy the Lash) had told us all she'd 'lay on a spread', I was somewhat disconcerted to see what she meant by this, I'll never touch another sausage roll again. They'd organised a whole raft of competitions :- Best dogging performance Pin a tail on anything nearby Last one standing in the gang bang Musical dildo's Best marital aid etc etc etc We were all 'shagged out' at the end, and rejoiced in the prize of a body rub in oil offered to the winner, Pete the Perv the worthy recipient, after a stunning performance in the gang bang. Sad to hear that one of the attendees had been arrested on their way to the party, but we had an impromptu 'whip round' for his girlfriend who had managed to make it. Strange set of folks, but I suppose no different to many idiots? they seemed happy enough as they limped home, now talking about limp? baldie, major-mark63, Kitsune and 2 others 5
TBB Posted November 15, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20511 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22519 Achievement Points: 148075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 394 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 15, 2020 kenmen and RobMc 1 1 Awards
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VHS2 Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 54 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1119 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 1167 Achievement Points: 9784 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 01:01 PM Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Android Posted November 16, 2020 Were there only men attending, excepted for the poor girlfriend who was misled about the purpose of the party? (and I understand that Mrs Miggins is a drag queen and/or a boudin as implied by the sausage thing). Just say... RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted November 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, VHS2 said: Were there only men attending, excepted for the poor girlfriend who was misled about the purpose of the party? (and I understand that Mrs Miggins is a drag queen and/or a boudin as implied by the sausage thing). Just say... Non Vincent, it is hard for anyone non English and even non UK to get the funny bits, it is written in a satirical style that may be unique to us, I don't know, but a few translations for you ami :- 21 hours ago, RobMc said: sponsored by the Jimmy Savile trust He was a prolific paedophile who used his fame and fortune in the worst ways, while pretending to do charity work 21 hours ago, RobMc said: she'd 'lay on a spread' In the UK this means provide the food, usually a buffet, but of course also means 'to part' (as in legs) 21 hours ago, RobMc said: Pin a tail on Self explanatory to the male species 21 hours ago, RobMc said: 'whip round' Means an impromptu collection of money from those present, but is also a sexual perversion Hope this helps VHS2 1
WeednFeed Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 42 Topic Count: 366 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2639 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4221 Achievement Points: 26715 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 48 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 03:38 PM Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: iPhone Posted November 16, 2020 Being from Canada and not knowing who this Jimmy Savile is/was I’ve done a GOOGLE search. Sounds like a real SHIT! I see he was Sir Jimmy! I wonder if he travelled around with Jeffery Epstein and Andrew? Awards
RobMc Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, WeednFeed said: Being from Canada and not knowing who this Jimmy Savile is/was I’ve done a GOOGLE search. Sounds like a real SHIT! I see he was Sir Jimmy! I wonder if he travelled around with Jeffery Epstein and Andrew? Oh yes, even as a child I sensed there was something wrong with him, but there was a whole collection of them in the BBC, recently exposed (and in jail most of them). They had to be recruited and protected, also promoted by a senior figure, who has never been exposed (no pun intended) but they could not exist without it. It is worrying to see just how many of these evil people lurk in the background, in positions of trust, priests, politicians, entertainers etc etc. Unfortunately the BBC even now is riddled with shady characters, British people are fed up with them. Epstein and Andrew were later, but of a similar stamp, apart from the present Queen and Prince Philip our Royal family are rotten to the core morally, they have been for a long time. Do some research on 'Bertie' (shagging chair and prostitutes), Mountbatten (open marriage and lots more), they've never held down marriages for long due to affairs, and if they lived in your street you'd ignore them. Yet amazingly they are portrayed as shining examples of Britishness, old Rob merely follows their fine example. The Russians and French got it right. WeednFeed and VHS2 1 1
VHS2 Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 54 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1119 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 1167 Achievement Points: 9784 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 01:01 PM Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Android Posted November 16, 2020 Thks Rob for the explanations! I guessed that there were some double meanings there About Windsor's. We just started watching the 4th season of The Crown on Netflix. (Btw, a very good series as are almost always BBC ones and the English TV productions). It is difficult for a non-English to understand why you keep this "royal" family and feed them with your taxes since they are less and less noble (as a symbol of the Nation) and seem very useless (at best). Hope I don't hurt your feelings. I was, in fact, wondering how it would have been in France if we (French people) did not have cut the king's head in 1793. NB: the difference between France and Russia is that, after the royalty, we had the Republic (and OK the terror ) and then the glorious 1st Empire* when the Russian got the Soviet Union and Staline... *As you know, it ended badly because Jeanne d'Arc was not there anymore to save us from the "p" Albion, having been (mistakenly surely) confounded with a sausage to be baked. (with the complicity of the bishop Cochon, i.e. Pig. Something that can't be invented lol!) RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted November 16, 2020 40 minutes ago, VHS2 said: Hope I don't hurt your feelings. Not in the least I agree, in addition every useless tosser is appointed to the House of Lords, no powers but a great bar and a pension for life, far exceeding what is deserved, long past abolishing.
RobMc Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted November 16, 2020 43 minutes ago, VHS2 said: Jeanne d'Arc Errr sorry about that?,
WeednFeed Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 42 Topic Count: 366 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2639 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4221 Achievement Points: 26715 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 48 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 03:38 PM Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: iPhone Posted November 16, 2020 2 hours ago, RobMc said: The Russians and French got it right. Off with their heads! RobMc 1 Awards
Snap Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 27916 Group: ++ Insurgency Admin Followers: 4 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 422 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 362 Achievement Points: 2684 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/19/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 16, 2024 Device: Windows Posted November 16, 2020 I was going to post an update on the Turkish F1 race but was ambushed by your article. I loved Jimmy Saville in the old days (not the way you think) he was my favourite DJ. He had a huge cigar which he handled with great care. I must admit I was shattered when I found out he was a bad boy. I also started watching the Crown S4 and I must say its delightful to see how the Royal family are so normal as a family. (Completely fucked up). Perhaps next year you can invite some idiots to the Perverts Christmas party where we can try Bubble and Squeak or Bangers and Mash or even Melton Mowbray. Now that would be some crazy shit. RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted November 16, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted November 16, 2020 45 minutes ago, Snap said: we can try Bubble and Squeak or Bangers and Mash or even Melton Mowbray. Hey now, I couldn't corrupt a pure soul like you?
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