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 A man dies and arrives in heaven.

As he’s being greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter, he notices a huge long wall of clocks.

“What are all those clocks?” He asks.

“Those are sex clocks.” Explains St. Peter. “Everyone on earth has one. That one there is Mother Theresa's, the hands have never moved . That one over there is Budmans its hands moved just twice”.

“Has Icequeen got one?” asked the man, with a smile on his face.

“Oh yes”. Replied St. Peter. “It’s not on display though, we’re using it as a ceiling fan”.



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Ceiling fans can be reversed. In this case what does that mean?



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3 hours ago, Sammy said:

Ceiling fans can be reversed. In this case what does that mean?

That means she gives as good as she gets!!



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7 hours ago, Icequeen said:

Lmao ass!

I live in a fairly rural area gal, you've given the county shows 'Ploughman of the year' competitions a wider audience.


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