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I woke up in the hospital this morning, and asked the Doctor, "what happened?" "Well" he said, "you were in a coma for three years. Men are now competing in women's sport, we've spent the last two years battling a mutant bat virus, inflation is running at 7%, there are 47 official sexes, the President of the USA is 80 and senile and we're on the brink of World War 3" "Shit" I said, "what date is it?" "April 1" he replied "Hahahaha, you had me there for a second!"

 

 

How sad is this joke?



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SO SO SAD!



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Its known as dark humor.



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TRUTH Hurts doesn't it......

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Why do men get smarter during sex? They're plugged into a know-it-all.

Dude was having great sex with his new girlfriend. Afterward she reached over and gently scratched his balls. Amused, he asked "why do you like doing that?" "I really miss my own."

Sorry, just had to throw in some real humor...😁



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This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens 

 



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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, PHUCKITMAN said:

This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens 

 

Your rock moved?? Don't worry the tide will be in soon.

Great to see you're still able to post, the staff in the asylum must be so proud of you ?

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On 4/2/2022 at 1:55 PM, TBB said:

WRONG!!!  It is true!

...that was the tongue-in-cheek implication of the reply.



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On 4/2/2022 at 6:16 PM, Sammy said:

Its known as dark humor.

Gallow's humour; the ironic truth at the heart of the matter is closer to Danse Macabre... it's literally the Dance of Death, millennial edition.  Mr. Liszt would be unsurprised.  Maybe it could be an auto-tuned unironic hit; or perhaps doubly so, as many would be unawares; i.e. willful apathetic ignorance rooted in a slogging fugue of moderate comfort & fear.



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Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, Timmah! said:

...that was the tongue-in-cheek implication of the reply.

Don't worry - I'm very picky of whose cheek my tongue meets up with  -   check my rantings in my posts - no it's not @RobMc or @BUDMAN  ..:rofl:

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22 hours ago, PHUCKITMAN said:

This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens 

Maybe its the wrong kind of pussy though.



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1 minute ago, Sammy said:

Maybe its the wrong kind of pussy though.

There is no such thing as the wrong kind of pussy - they all love to be petted.



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Posted (edited)
21 hours ago, RobMc said:

Your rock moved?? Don't worry the tide will be in soon.

Great to see you're still able to post, the staff in the asylum must be so proud of you ?

Boy I guess even on April 1st you still don't have a sense of humor unless you are telling the joke you feel is funny. I would have thought that you had chewed that old bone up long ago and let it go however it appears this is not the case. Shame I had hoped for more considering I am a member of this Clan and have several logical reasons for being on here and posting. You on the other hand are a "registered user" or what is referred to as a Troll we know. Peace Rob and let it go condescending no way GIF by Geo Law

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1 hour ago, PHUCKITMAN said:

Boy I guess even on April 1st you still don't have a sense of humor unless you are telling the joke you feel is funny. I would have thought that you had chewed that old bone up long ago and let it go however it appears this is not the case. Shame I had hoped for more considering I am a member of this Clan and have several logical reasons for being on here and posting. You on the other hand are a "registered user" or what is referred to as a Troll we know. Peace Rob and let it go condescending no way GIF by Geo Law

Well the only reason I'm not a member now is for something you've never had Phucker and that's principles, but I'll wager more people like me than you. Get back under your rock in the pond and await the new idiots series 'Clueless in Seattle', until then go Phuck yourself.

I'm gonna enjoy this, shame you won't, love and peace (my arse)


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