RobMc Posted April 2, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 2, 2022 I woke up in the hospital this morning, and asked the Doctor, "what happened?" "Well" he said, "you were in a coma for three years. Men are now competing in women's sport, we've spent the last two years battling a mutant bat virus, inflation is running at 7%, there are 47 official sexes, the President of the USA is 80 and senile and we're on the brink of World War 3" "Shit" I said, "what date is it?" "April 1" he replied "Hahahaha, you had me there for a second!" How sad is this joke? Sammy, VHS2, baldie and 5 others 8
TBB Posted April 2, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21035 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22798 Achievement Points: 151098 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 2, 2022 WRONG!!! It is true! RobMc 1 Awards
lTplkey336 Posted April 2, 2022 Member ID: 27768 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1087 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 1346 Achievement Points: 8918 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 15 Device: Windows Posted April 2, 2022 SO SO SAD! RobMc 1 Awards
Sammy Posted April 2, 2022 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted April 2, 2022 Its known as dark humor. RobMc, major-mark63 and baldie 3 Awards
MadMonk2 Posted April 4, 2022 Member ID: 214 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 21 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 105 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 119 Achievement Points: 957 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 08/13/1962 Device: Windows Posted April 4, 2022 TRUTH Hurts doesn't it...... RobMc 1 Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted April 5, 2022 Why do men get smarter during sex? They're plugged into a know-it-all. Dude was having great sex with his new girlfriend. Afterward she reached over and gently scratched his balls. Amused, he asked "why do you like doing that?" "I really miss my own." Sorry, just had to throw in some real humor... VHS2, RobMc and baldie 3 Awards
PHUCKITMAN Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 23 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 193 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1850 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 1620 Achievement Points: 16402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 04:32 PM Birthday: 08/06/1960 Device: Windows Posted April 5, 2022 This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens baldie and RobMc 2 Awards
RobMc Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted April 5, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, PHUCKITMAN said: This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens Your rock moved?? Don't worry the tide will be in soon. Great to see you're still able to post, the staff in the asylum must be so proud of you ? Edited April 5, 2022 by RobMc PHUCKITMAN 1
Timmah! Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 506 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6204 Content Per Day: 2.23 Reputation: 10659 Achievement Points: 53027 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 39 minutes ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 5, 2022 On 4/2/2022 at 1:55 PM, TBB said: WRONG!!! It is true! ...that was the tongue-in-cheek implication of the reply. Awards
Timmah! Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 506 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6204 Content Per Day: 2.23 Reputation: 10659 Achievement Points: 53027 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 39 minutes ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 5, 2022 On 4/2/2022 at 6:16 PM, Sammy said: Its known as dark humor. Gallow's humour; the ironic truth at the heart of the matter is closer to Danse Macabre... it's literally the Dance of Death, millennial edition. Mr. Liszt would be unsurprised. Maybe it could be an auto-tuned unironic hit; or perhaps doubly so, as many would be unawares; i.e. willful apathetic ignorance rooted in a slogging fugue of moderate comfort & fear. Awards
TBB Posted April 5, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21035 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22798 Achievement Points: 151098 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 5, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Timmah! said: ...that was the tongue-in-cheek implication of the reply. Don't worry - I'm very picky of whose cheek my tongue meets up with - check my rantings in my posts - no it's not @RobMc or @BUDMAN .. Edited April 6, 2022 by TBB Timmah!, baldie and RobMc 3 Awards
Sammy Posted April 6, 2022 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted April 6, 2022 22 hours ago, PHUCKITMAN said: This might make you feel better @RobMc, everyone loves Kittens Maybe its the wrong kind of pussy though. TBB and PHUCKITMAN 2 Awards
TBB Posted April 6, 2022 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21035 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22798 Achievement Points: 151098 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Sammy said: Maybe its the wrong kind of pussy though. There is no such thing as the wrong kind of pussy - they all love to be petted. PHUCKITMAN 1 Awards
PHUCKITMAN Posted April 6, 2022 Member ID: 23 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 193 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1850 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 1620 Achievement Points: 16402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 04:32 PM Birthday: 08/06/1960 Device: Windows Posted April 6, 2022 (edited) 21 hours ago, RobMc said: Your rock moved?? Don't worry the tide will be in soon. Great to see you're still able to post, the staff in the asylum must be so proud of you ? Boy I guess even on April 1st you still don't have a sense of humor unless you are telling the joke you feel is funny. I would have thought that you had chewed that old bone up long ago and let it go however it appears this is not the case. Shame I had hoped for more considering I am a member of this Clan and have several logical reasons for being on here and posting. You on the other hand are a "registered user" or what is referred to as a Troll we know. Peace Rob and let it go Edited April 6, 2022 by PHUCKITMAN RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted April 6, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted April 6, 2022 1 hour ago, PHUCKITMAN said: Boy I guess even on April 1st you still don't have a sense of humor unless you are telling the joke you feel is funny. I would have thought that you had chewed that old bone up long ago and let it go however it appears this is not the case. Shame I had hoped for more considering I am a member of this Clan and have several logical reasons for being on here and posting. You on the other hand are a "registered user" or what is referred to as a Troll we know. Peace Rob and let it go Well the only reason I'm not a member now is for something you've never had Phucker and that's principles, but I'll wager more people like me than you. Get back under your rock in the pond and await the new idiots series 'Clueless in Seattle', until then go Phuck yourself. I'm gonna enjoy this, shame you won't, love and peace (my arse) PHUCKITMAN 1
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