Timmah! Posted September 19, 2022 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 501 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6181 Content Per Day: 2.26 Reputation: 10622 Achievement Points: 52816 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 56 minutes ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted September 19, 2022 Magic Penis. A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!' The husband said, 'The what'? The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch.' The penis shot to her crotch.. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Penis, my ass...!' The rest, as they say, is history... avengedJC, NuTzOpaNts, WeednFeed and 6 others 2 7 Awards
Sammy Posted September 19, 2022 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted September 19, 2022 Yup remember that one from long ago. Still just as funny. Awards
rexbowan Posted September 20, 2022 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2169 Content Per Day: 0.95 Reputation: 1856 Achievement Points: 15279 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 07:13 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Posted September 20, 2022 LOL Awards
NuTzOpaNts Posted September 21, 2022 Member ID: 27143 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 156 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 118 Achievement Points: 2167 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/14/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 12 Device: Windows Posted September 21, 2022 "three mind shattering orgasms." That was so HOT! I wonder if the ladies think of it that way. I'd be happy with one or two mind shattering organisms, but three? HAAH! Whomever wrote this joke must have really wanted to fund the police. "Magic Penis my Mom!" (Could use some more siblings.)
RobMc Posted September 21, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 21, 2022 Mines magic too, it's disappeared ! WeednFeed 1
WeednFeed Posted September 21, 2022 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 42 Topic Count: 365 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2637 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4218 Achievement Points: 26687 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 48 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: iPhone Posted September 21, 2022 @RobMc I’ve got that T shirt! Lack of use, no willing participant lololol! RobMc 1 Awards
Sammy Posted September 21, 2022 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted September 21, 2022 "Magic penis my eye!" Ouch, NuTzOpaNts 1 Awards
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