YellowSnow Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 14 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1148 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 744 Achievement Points: 8230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2021 Birthday: 03/30/1969 Share Posted August 27, 2010 OK, wasn't going to tell this story but can't keep this from my fellow idiots.... Starts out..about a week ago playing softball I blew out my left calf muscle running. I went to hospital in aganizing pain. The doctor told me to stay off my leg for a week. He perscribed me pain killers, Oxycodone 500MG "1 to 2 tabs as needed", Valium "1 tab four times a day and Ibuorofen 800 MG every three hours. My family and I drove to chicago last weekend for a getaway. On Saturday we went to a Ukrainian Festival. Pretty much all I did was eat everything they had and drank as much beer as I could. Come Saturday late afternoon I had the worst farts ever. I could of melted a car if standing next to one. I get back to my hotel room "we are staying downtown Chicago" and my leg is swollen and my ankle is the size of a melon. So just like an idiot I decide to take an Oxy for pain, Valium to relax muscle, and 2 800 MG Ib's to take away pain and bring swelling down. Well the wife and kid are going to bed "ya it's about 9pm now" and I'm not ready for bed. So, just like an idiot I decide to go out by myself and have a few more drinks. I hit up a couple of nice bars downtown. I'm sitting at this bar and realize I'm completely fucked-up in a bad way. Trying to figure out why I'm fucked up and then realized I forgot I took all this medication. "btw still have the worst gas in the world". I start to head back to my hotel. I make it to the hotel in one piece "thank goodness". I'm in the lobby waiting for my elevator and a few nice ladies come stand next to me and are waiting for the elevator as well. "real richy snobby chicks" I decide to say hi and ask where they are from and they wont give the time of day. TOTAL BITCHES!! I get on the elevator and I'm heading to the 18th floor and they are going to the 24th floor. I decide to give them a little gift before I leave the elevator. (I'm going to gas them). The elevator door is about to open and I let one fly, not just a little one but all I have to give at this moment. LETS JUST SAY I GAMBLED AND LOST!!!!! I COMPLETELY SHIT MYSELF!!!!! It's a Ukrainian delight..NOT.. I could not imagine what these girls were thinking... I get to my room, fly into bathroom, clean myself, run down hallway and throw underwear in garbage, head back to room and go to bed. All good..... We are claening room on Monday getting ready to leave and my wife asks me if i know where a pair of my undies are. I tell her I have know idea. She now thinks the maid stole my underwear. Well anyways thats part of my wonderful trip to Chicago..... Peice Out TITLEGUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lady Asylumn Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 624 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 130 Achievement Points: 4148 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 09:52 PM Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Share Posted August 27, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SexPanther Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 1510 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 613 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 774 Achievement Points: 5333 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 10, 2021 Birthday: 06/03/1987 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Way to go TitleGuy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
The Czech Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 1432 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 473 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 2533 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 08/15/1991 Device: Windows Share Posted August 27, 2010 HAHAHA agreed way to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbarker Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 689 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2030 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1533 Achievement Points: 13317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/22/1965 Device: iPhone Share Posted August 27, 2010 wow, title, glad u didnt come to my house, sounds like u had fun though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
dawgy Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 179 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 96 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1054 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 367 Achievement Points: 6817 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:12 PM Birthday: 12/07/1981 Device: iPhone Share Posted August 27, 2010 haha so fucking funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BiG CheesE Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 589 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 25 Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Share Posted August 27, 2010 lol! funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted August 27, 2010 lmao...sounds like a shitty trip.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 27, 2010 A true idiot, through and through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted August 27, 2010 HAHAHAHAH fuckin classic ! well with all them pills bro no wonder you shit yourself. we also got a classy ladies man here too... goi naroudn rippin ass in delight hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6418 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6495 Achievement Points: 54343 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 06:32 PM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted August 27, 2010 Great work Title...Way to show them bitches who is the control LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted August 27, 2010 it takes a big idiot to admit they shit themself wtg title and wat to stink those snobish bitches out, shit on them literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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