YellowSnow Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 14 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1148 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 744 Achievement Points: 8230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2021 Birthday: 03/30/1969 Posted August 27, 2010 OK, wasn't going to tell this story but can't keep this from my fellow idiots.... Starts out..about a week ago playing softball I blew out my left calf muscle running. I went to hospital in aganizing pain. The doctor told me to stay off my leg for a week. He perscribed me pain killers, Oxycodone 500MG "1 to 2 tabs as needed", Valium "1 tab four times a day and Ibuorofen 800 MG every three hours. My family and I drove to chicago last weekend for a getaway. On Saturday we went to a Ukrainian Festival. Pretty much all I did was eat everything they had and drank as much beer as I could. Come Saturday late afternoon I had the worst farts ever. I could of melted a car if standing next to one. I get back to my hotel room "we are staying downtown Chicago" and my leg is swollen and my ankle is the size of a melon. So just like an idiot I decide to take an Oxy for pain, Valium to relax muscle, and 2 800 MG Ib's to take away pain and bring swelling down. Well the wife and kid are going to bed "ya it's about 9pm now" and I'm not ready for bed. So, just like an idiot I decide to go out by myself and have a few more drinks. I hit up a couple of nice bars downtown. I'm sitting at this bar and realize I'm completely fucked-up in a bad way. Trying to figure out why I'm fucked up and then realized I forgot I took all this medication. "btw still have the worst gas in the world". I start to head back to my hotel. I make it to the hotel in one piece "thank goodness". I'm in the lobby waiting for my elevator and a few nice ladies come stand next to me and are waiting for the elevator as well. "real richy snobby chicks" I decide to say hi and ask where they are from and they wont give the time of day. TOTAL BITCHES!! I get on the elevator and I'm heading to the 18th floor and they are going to the 24th floor. I decide to give them a little gift before I leave the elevator. (I'm going to gas them). The elevator door is about to open and I let one fly, not just a little one but all I have to give at this moment. LETS JUST SAY I GAMBLED AND LOST!!!!! I COMPLETELY SHIT MYSELF!!!!! It's a Ukrainian delight..NOT.. I could not imagine what these girls were thinking... I get to my room, fly into bathroom, clean myself, run down hallway and throw underwear in garbage, head back to room and go to bed. All good..... We are claening room on Monday getting ready to leave and my wife asks me if i know where a pair of my undies are. I tell her I have know idea. She now thinks the maid stole my underwear. Well anyways thats part of my wonderful trip to Chicago..... Peice Out TITLEGUY Awards
Lady Asylumn Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 631 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 135 Achievement Points: 4205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:15 PM Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Posted August 27, 2010 Awards
SexPanther Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 1510 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 613 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 774 Achievement Points: 5333 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21 Birthday: 06/03/1987 Device: iPhone Posted August 27, 2010 Way to go TitleGuy! Awards
The Czech Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 1432 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 473 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 2533 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10, 2024 Birthday: 08/15/1991 Posted August 27, 2010 HAHAHA agreed way to go!
bobbarker Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 689 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2030 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 1533 Achievement Points: 13317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/22/1965 Posted August 27, 2010 wow, title, glad u didnt come to my house, sounds like u had fun though Awards
dawgy Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 179 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 96 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1055 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 373 Achievement Points: 6829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 12/07/1981 Device: iPhone Posted August 27, 2010 haha so fucking funny Awards
BiG CheesE Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 589 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Posted August 27, 2010 lol! funny Awards
Unchileno Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted August 27, 2010 lmao...sounds like a shitty trip.. Awards
HarryWeezer Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 27, 2010 A true idiot, through and through. Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Posted August 27, 2010 HAHAHAHAH fuckin classic ! well with all them pills bro no wonder you shit yourself. we also got a classy ladies man here too... goi naroudn rippin ass in delight hahah Awards
loaderXI Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 72 Topic Count: 396 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6438 Content Per Day: 1.13 Reputation: 6581 Achievement Points: 54654 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 32 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Posted August 27, 2010 Great work Title...Way to show them bitches who is the control LMFAO Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted August 27, 2010 it takes a big idiot to admit they shit themself wtg title and wat to stink those snobish bitches out, shit on them literally Awards
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