RobMc Posted January 15 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9986 Achievement Points: 68006 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted January 15 (edited) I'm thinking of buying a holiday cottage and have been looking around for somewhere secluded, Greenland seems to be a nice quiet place to settle. Forgotten by the rest of the world, quiet and judging by the name rich in green pastures. I like fish but have only tried seal once and it was very waxy, I hear that very soon the main language will be English, great news. Google tells me it is Danish? I'll get Pia to put a word in for me, should be plenty of bacon and Lurpak, and cheap. How much are airbases houses? and do local amenities provide firing ranges saunas? Asking for a friend (missing the political column) Edited January 15 by RobMc Dot80, MikeB , rexbowan and 1 other 2 2
Icequeen Posted January 15 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 92 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6385 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 8392 Achievement Points: 53930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 63 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Online Last Seen: 9 minutes ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Posted January 15 I say live your dreams. If you wanna do it. Do eeettttt. RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted January 15 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9986 Achievement Points: 68006 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted January 15 Ladies, no the wonder you believe men when they say I love you?? What's in the news?? crossed out airbases and firing ranges, I won't start on seals and waxy, Robs satire is a struggling thing I love you @Icequeen baldie and Icequeen 1 1
major-mark63 Posted January 15 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3499 Content Per Day: 0.91 Reputation: 2606 Achievement Points: 28400 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Posted January 15 Groenland means greenland , yes this is true but only from july 20th to july 30th summer is short there. RobMc 1 Awards
MikeB Posted January 15 Member ID: 59 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 143 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 2519 Achievement Points: 16135 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Device: Windows Posted January 15 Rob hang on for a few months. I hear they will be offering free homesteading lots soon !!!! baldie, RobMc and Key53 3 Awards
RobMc Posted January 15 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9986 Achievement Points: 68006 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted January 15 1 hour ago, MikeB said: Rob hang on for a few months. I hear they will be offering free homesteading lots soon !!!! They don't watch the news do they?? put me down for a volcano at least I'll be warm MikeB and baldie 2
MikeB Posted January 15 Member ID: 59 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 143 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 2519 Achievement Points: 16135 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Device: Windows Posted January 15 1 hour ago, RobMc said: They don't watch the news do they?? put me down for a volcano at least I'll be warm Canadians !! What do you expect. RobMc and baldie 2 Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted January 16 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 31 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20782 Content Per Day: 3.81 Reputation: 5353 Achievement Points: 114308 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Posted January 16 So funny baldie and RobMc 2 Awards
RobMc Posted January 16 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9986 Achievement Points: 68006 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted January 16 2 hours ago, GhostfaceJim said: So funny Now - was that satire?
Key53 Posted January 17 Member ID: 31257 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 41 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/23/25 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 07:53 PM Birthday: 02/09/1953 Device: Windows Posted January 17 Rob you never fail to make me laugh! RobMc 1
RobMc Posted January 17 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9986 Achievement Points: 68006 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted January 17 6 hours ago, Key53 said: Rob you never fail to make me laugh! One does but try my friend baldie 1
RobMc Posted January 17 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9986 Achievement Points: 68006 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted January 17 (edited) I’m getting more excited about my new plans to move to Greenland, did you know the total population is only around 56,000 ? They live mainly in Nuuk, which a close friend has said is very appropriate as he has one lined up if they won’t let him visit. With such a small population you’d think they’d welcome visitors wouldn’t you? However I’m puzzled, it was him who said they’d be speaking English (well American, that’s near enough) soon, and they don’t. In all the years I’ve known him this is the first time he’s stretched the truth, or he knows something I don’t about their educational programme. That must be it, as he said he’d ‘teach them a lesson’, how kind to have their welfare at heart. He also mentioned developing the infrastructure with airfields, new towns and as a tribute and incentive to the natives filling the country with Nuuks, what more could he do? Well for a start, a little birdie told me he was so concerned about their lack of defences that he’d lend them some from the gool old USA. 250,000 personnel, 80 F35’s, 100 missiles and numerous ancillaries shows his generous spirit. In response the UK has apparently contributed by sending one officer (true) on a fact finding mission, hope he stays sober, our track record isn’t good. Be back with more news soon Rob ps It struck me like a bullet why he wants to visit, he loves ICE, and what better country to find it in, trumps Canada ? Oh yes he said that's next. Edited January 17 by RobMc baldie and MikeB 2
RobMc Posted January 18 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9986 Achievement Points: 68006 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted January 18 More great news, talking to my buddy and he tells me to hold on a couple of months as he’s thinking of buying Greenland himself (he’s rich). Once the deal is done he’ll make sure that I get a prime spot of my choice, anywhere I like, all obstacles removed, what a good friend. I happened to mention I liked whales and he said that comes after Greenland, not just Wales but Scotland too, I think he misunderstood. Says he’s having a bit of bother with the paperwork in Denmark but that will be sorted with something called tariffs, must be the modern term for brown envelopes? He has great plans for my new country, golf courses disguised as airbases with real bunkers and no problems landing on the 18th green. Forests that look like missiles and the worlds greatest theme park featuring old favourites such as whack a country, tank dodgems, shoot the duck (sponsored by Steyr), obstacle courses for the troops (whoops, patrons) and yacht clubs for grey yachts? So things are on track, I’m ready to go, just need to buy some jumpers, a flask and thermal underwear, do polar bears like dog treats?? MikeB 1
MikeB Posted January 19 Member ID: 59 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 143 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 2519 Achievement Points: 16135 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Device: Windows Posted January 19 Instead of "Ice Station Zebra", will it be called "Ice Station Trump" ? Or "Ice Station Maga" ? RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted January 20 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9986 Achievement Points: 68006 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted January 20 1 hour ago, MikeB said: Instead of "Ice Station Zebra", will it be called "Ice Station Trump" ? Or "Ice Station Maga" ? I like the last one MAGA - Make all Greenlanders Americans, has a poignant ring to it? MikeB 1
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