Advice needed

[RobMc]

I'm thinking of buying a holiday cottage and have been looking around for somewhere secluded, Greenland seems to be a nice quiet place to settle. Forgotten by the rest of the world, quiet and judging by the name rich in green pastures. I like fish but have only tried seal once and it was very waxy, I hear that very soon the main language will be English, great news. Google tells me it is Danish? I'll get Pia to put a word in for me, should be plenty of bacon and Lurpak, and cheap. How much are airbases  houses? and do local amenities provide firing ranges saunas?

Asking for a friend

 

(missing the political column)

Edited Thursday at 09:03 AM by RobMc

[Icequeen]

I say live your dreams. If you wanna do it. Do eeettttt. 

[RobMc]

Ladies, no the wonder you believe men when they say I love you??

What's in the news??

crossed out airbases and firing ranges, I won't start on seals and waxy, Robs satire is a struggling thing

 

I love you @Icequeen  

[major-mark63]

Groenland means greenland , yes this is true but only from july 20th to july 30th summer is short there.

[MikeB]

Rob hang on for a few months.  I hear they will be offering free homesteading lots soon !!!!  

[RobMc]

1 hour ago, MikeB said:

Rob hang on for a few months.  I hear they will be offering free homesteading lots soon !!!!  

They don't watch the news do they?? put me down for a volcano at least I'll be warm

[MikeB]

1 hour ago, RobMc said:

They don't watch the news do they?? put me down for a volcano at least I'll be warm

Canadians !!  What do you expect.     

[GhostfaceJim]

So funny

[RobMc]

2 hours ago, GhostfaceJim said:

So funny

Now - was that satire?

[Key53]

Rob you never fail to make me laugh!

[RobMc]

6 hours ago, Key53 said:

Rob you never fail to make me laugh!

One does but try my friend

[RobMc]

I’m getting more excited about my new plans to move to Greenland, did you know the total population is only around 56,000 ? They live mainly in Nuuk, which a close friend has said is very appropriate as he has one lined up if they won’t let him visit. With such a small population you’d think they’d welcome visitors wouldn’t you? However I’m puzzled, it was him who said they’d be speaking English (well American, that’s near enough) soon, and they don’t. 
In all the years I’ve known him this is the first time he’s stretched the truth, or he knows something I don’t about their educational programme. That must be it, as he said he’d ‘teach them a lesson’, how kind to have their welfare at heart. He also mentioned developing the infrastructure with airfields, new towns and as a tribute and incentive to the natives filling the country with Nuuks, what more could he do?
Well for a start, a little birdie told me he was so concerned about their lack of defences that he’d lend them some from the gool old USA. 250,000 personnel, 80 F35’s, 100 missiles and numerous ancillaries shows his generous spirit. In response the UK has apparently contributed by sending one officer (true) on a fact finding mission, hope he stays sober, our track record isn’t good.
Be back with more news soon

Rob

ps  It struck me like a bullet why he wants to visit, he loves ICE, and what better country to find it in, trumps Canada ? Oh yes he said that's next.
 

Edited 1 hour ago by RobMc