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Was surfing on Youtube and came across this...some real good laughs to take your mind off the serious things going on right now....my fav....fortnight at 1:30 in....but so many good ones....

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Oinky Pointy

Oink, Beer, Ghost! ???

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Oink

Oink

Need points. So disappointed.

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Unlucky or shitty!

12 years ago I had quit drinking because I had a problem. I had a surgery shortly after that and they gave me some pills. I took one and was like NO WAY! I threw them out quick.

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Oinks!

Ya, I read where it only takes like three pills to get addicted and doctors give out too many pills for the procedure. It seems almost like drug companies want you hooked on them. The worst is for people who hurt their backs.

Just ask @Streetcleaner round and feed him beer, he has one of these fitted ( from birth)

Yes I totally speak teanager! Haha!

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Indeed! Oinks!

Haha! Did you lose it all?

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Got most of my parts today to build my 3rd Gaming rig. This current PC (MicroATX) was built in 2009, still running Win 7, but it served me well. Here's what I'm going with if anybody is interested. NZXT H210I case (Black) AMD 3900x ( 12 Core/24 thread - 3.8Ghz boost up to 4.6Ghz) - My first build was AMD, been Intel up to now. Asus X570 i ROG Mini ITX Strix motherboard 32GB Gskill 3600 memory Samsung 970 Evo M2/NVME drive (plus existing 500 SSD & Sata 1tb drive) Corsair H115i 280mm AIO Cpu cooler 2 / 2 of Corsair LL120 & 140 fans (lots of RGB's) Seasonic 650W SFX PSU Existing EVGA 980 TI Graphics card (thanks Stan G) Win 10 Still waiting on the PSU & MOBO, probably be up and running next weekend. Anybody using a 3900x and how do u like it?

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

wth were you surfing for to find that lol.

Good day all, To add a little mix, I have changed over DM3 to a straight TDM server running on the openwarfare mod which has lots of options. Map rotation at this time is the stock maps and here is a summary of the gameplay: - Ranked mode with power-up - No voting - server settings are a mix of DM2 and FT with respect to speed and gravity and a few other things - Kill streaks: 3 radar, 7 artillery, 10 dogs. These are set to not announce to the apposing team. - nothing special with weapons, left most as mod stock - 3 rounds of play, 12min rounds, rotate after each round. Other idea is to just run 1 round/map for 20min, DM style, then rotate to next map. - no teamkill monitor - health regenerates over time but can pick up health packs. no bandages. - explosives set will disappear when killed - added and extra for smoke. typically smoke is up for about 10 secs. the mod tweak puts it to approx 25sec. - added weapon tweak. This tweak is meant to make weapon behavior in game a bit more realistic. I have not used this before so not sure what that all entails. Hope you all enjoy and feel free to comment or suggest any changes. Cheers

Because we post here does that make us the worst Blackjack players ever?

Made a couple of changes to the above. - bandaging allowed. start with 1 and can carry max of 2. To use them, hold down your 'Use' key (default is F). - round time set to 10min to try and make it a bit quicker. Cheers

Sometimes it's nice to be taken away from reality totally get it. But those can be very addicting and not good for you at all. Please be careful my friend.

I would stop taking those pills right away! That is how people get hooked on opioids and lose everything. Stay healthy!

You can make a temporary spray nozzle by carving a wooden cone and positioning it point first down the end, hold it in place by ductape (leaving gaps of course) or better still a metal frame, crude but it works.

My Christmas tree was taken out to the curb a LLLOOOONNNNGGGGG time ago. LOL

looks GREAT! Not that fuckin dry, I see mud tween the rows. That looks like a garden for a man that has a lot of time to piddle with it. It's fuckin perfect! And almost time to reap the benefits

Check out the difference between CPU (10 years apart) http://www.cpu-world.com/Compare/5/AMD_Ryzen_9_3900X_vs_Intel_Core_i7_i7-920.html

oinky doinky

I need an oink too!