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A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!" "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!

@RobMc Both of the guys you asked about are still alive. Ive seen both on Facebook. Hope that easy your mind some. G

Happy Birthday To All!

Now you tell me!!!

It delted My original Message. I wanted to say hello and give my AI impression of some of the good players I've been able to game with oevr the past few months. hope this is all taken as a little fun.

Join us this Saturday evening for a lot of laughs and fun. It will be a holly jolly good time for sure! You'll find the link to join below, or just click on the red banner at the top of the website for details. *** NOTE *** This is a new link - all previous links will no longer work

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Scrapper --Gatorgirl (58)Lightning66 (59)Insane-Rebel (28)

I had no idea there were so many, and recently. I have played against many over the years and they are missed.

Oops, my mistake. I overlooked the hidden signs in the innocent Christmas tree post. But beware of hidden signs in the Tits and Bums forum. Thanks to gravity, breasts always point downwards. They don't tilt to the left or right. Unless they're shaken, but then the milk goes bad. Merry Christmas to you all!

Here's a Christmas tree I photographed this morning on my way to work. Almost every village has one like this. I was shocked when I saw my shadow at the bottom of the photo! I really only had my phone in my hand. I swear.....

My mate just asked me, "if you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have only 3 records, what would they be?" I said, "The long distance swimming one would be a good one to start off with!"

Pete is it the angle the photo is taken from??, but your tree appears to be leaning to the right???? What do you think @MikeB

all my friends are there waiting for me lol

now it's all done

Thomas! There's no Christmas tree for 2025 yet. But this one is from 2021. We also had a reindeer (without a red nose). That one's from 2024.

old people kinda tree

Nice that fallen member memorial is still a thing. We lost so many friends over the years in >XI< Some of them who you had personal contact with or where close with, it hurts so much, even thinking about some of them, or when you play a map you used to play togetter and had so much fun in Never forgotten! Thank you for always remembering them.

one of the trees on the golf course I work at this morning from an insane windstorm

You know your getting old when your friends are dieing around you ...