RobMc

A very serious question and survey that came to me watching several suspicious characters around the toilets in the park this morning, so whatever you are at the moment what would you prefer to return as, I list a few pro's and cons. Secondly what period in history and what occupation would you like to do, me I'd come back as a boy again and as Pablo Escobar, I love zoos.

GIRLS

Pro's - Sex is easier to get, you are clean and tidy, people don't mock you in makeup

Con's - Parking, getting drunk can land you in a heap of trouble, you have to buy makeup

BOYS

Pro's - No need to bathe every day, picking your nose is viewed as normal, you can lift heavy weights

Con's - You constantly worry about the size of your dick, you can't wear dresses or makeup, you worry at being ousted as the worlds best driver

INBETWEEN

Pro's - You can have sex with everyone, you can wear any clothes, you can choose to wear what you like

Con's - Toilet choice, having to speak really gruff or in a falsetto, careful hairstyle choice necessary

What would you be?

2 hours ago, WeednFeed said:

No moose. The tags are by lottery draw. The last several years have been dedicated to taking care of I’ll parents. Dad passed away September 30, mom landed in a nursing home August 14. Been very busy working through all the legal process. Banking and government paperwork is very time consuming. Maybe a bit of freedom in 2024. 

Sorry to hear that Wayne, but I know you were expecting it, yes I went through all that with my parents and it is not a pleasant thing to do. I don't think I'll be here long this time and hope both you and your family, especially those lovely grandkids have a happy and untroubled life in this troubled world. Sadly as you can see in these forums humour and discussion are being stifled just as it is outside, human beings really have a very low level of intelligence don't they?

Well congratulations @Majbasil for not doing the normal Americans tour of London, Paris etc and going somewhere nice, although it's very quiet and not for some.

OMG Basil, what an opportunity you missed, that's where I've been, monster hunting, if only you'd known I'm sure you'd have shared a sleeping bag, I was on the opposite side of the loch, damn

1 hour ago, Chris said:

Does anybody have a useful suggestion...lol

Reinforce the door and keep the stash by the toilet ???????????????

5 minutes ago, Chris said:

Can somebody please remind me how to fix this problem? I've installed COD4 on my laptop from Steam and have the wrong version. I saw the post between Loco and Janey and tried the fix from Dropbox...no joy.

 

Cheers

Don't think of it as a 'problem' buddy, relax, open a few tins and that parcel for Christmas from Crack, sit back and think WTF? Then boot your computer, right out of the window, that's better isn't it?? no one to kick your ass now?, lie down and dream you're a great player, which of course you've always been in your dreams.

All of the worries will now go until the door comes in on a bust tracing that parcel, life is now simple on bread and water in solitary

Thank me later

20 minutes ago, WeednFeed said:

Where you detained in handcuffs and leg irons. 

Hi Wayne, I wish, as we're both lovers of these implements it saddens me to say no, I gave up gaming and devoted myself to fishing, but winters here so I thought I'd annoy these fckrs for a while, a man needs entertainment, still no Moose?

1 hour ago, Crack said:

i thought ya was gone! good to see ya ...now where the fuck did my quizzes go????

 

I don't know buddy?, they may be trying to remove all traces of ol Rob? I suspect it's because I had the most medals, jealousy is a terrible thing

If you pick up a Thai girl in a bar and she takes you home

If she reverse parks run like hell

I remember my last visit to Thailand, I walked into a bar and stopped dead, leaning against the bar in a clinging red dress was the loveliest girl I had ever seen, our eyes met

Don't get a hard on

Don't get a hard on

Don't get a hard on I muttered

But she did

1 hour ago, lTplkey336 said:

Good to hear your still alive and kickin Rob! We need a little spicing up on the server, been kinda dull lately

Hi Key, hope you bought Dot something nice for Christmas? Oh you know the score in the words of Clint Eastwood 'Hell is in town' 

1 hour ago, MadMonk2 said:

Rob, Rob... Rob! It's Good to see you back again.

And great to see you're still there my old friend

1 hour ago, Biotech said:

oo nice  forget about me he ?????    i'll remember that !!!

happy new year Rob

And to you buddy

ps Essssieeee doesn't like champagne

Marital aids for sale

No longer required (unfortunately) due to lack of enthusiasm by both parties, very little wear and tear, demonstrations by appointment, cash only

Double bed, been standing a few years, can be used in many positions (corner, central etc), slight staining in places due to over excitement drinking tea? Double rebound mattress with rodeo effect, (once at it whisper ‘your sisters better in bed’), included in sale.

Whisk, perfect for Yorkshire puddings or correction

Red light to hang outside, perfect for spicing up your relationship, with the added bonus of making new friends and a few bob.

Clothes for sale – Policemans outfit complete with truncheon and handcuffs, Nurses uniform, complete Dominatrix set with all accessories etc etc for discerning customers like Budman and TBB.

Toys (warning not for kiddies) see your partners face light up before running

Realised they needed to go when she said ‘you’re on a promise this weekend’

And I looked forward to a mixed grill?

16 hours ago, Cecilia said:

Happy New Year everyone!

Closing the year with a video, which I believe reflects a glimpse of the tension and fun that have been going around 


 

Hello my dear, I'm Rob new here too, I see you had trouble inserting things on your post, if you still have trouble with insertions just call uncle Rob. In fact there's quite a few in these forums I would assist with insertions if ever given the chance.

Won't let me post in the shoutbox

Dot, Pia and Esssieee have a great 2024 miss you

@Icequeen saw your post about meeting other members, you bitch you promised me the first threesome? 

Rob is alive and well

Playing Glory days for Phuckit

Lifes a bitch

6 hours ago, Totty said:

How did you lose it? 

 

Sorry Buddy missed this, were you talking to Rob?

Well we were 14 and Susie and me walked through the meadows to the orchard, we spent an idyllic afternoon picking fruit in the warm sunshine. She was the girl all the boys in the class wanted, and here she was out with old Rob, her hair shining in the sun.

Exhausted we lay down on a blanket in the meadow and opened a picnic she had made, after the sandwiches she gazed into my eyes and passing a Bakewell tart, in a husky voice she said 'Would you like my cherry?'

The rest is history

6 hours ago, TBB said:

(I volunteer for doing the bottom paint  )

Heard you were keen on 'bottoms' ? but didn't realise you painted them?

4 minutes ago, NinjaBazZa said:

I have just lost my Prestige which was level 61 on  MW2 Freeze Tag146.I was Wondering if there was a way to get it back because when the server is full I would be kicked from the server straight away because my prestige will be so low.

I am sorry, coming from Dorset your prestige is naturally low, but on the plus side it is hours played not prestige that applies. PM me and for a very reasonable fee I can raise your prestige and self esteem, unfortunately that is all I can raise unless you purchase my discreet brown envelopes, delivered by bat to your house at night.

Your faithful servant

Rob

I like the last one, have the seagull pooping

23 minutes ago, tsw 8.5 said:

rom a super power to a super joke in only 3 years . wait for it someone will have soft skin and start crying .

Basil ???????

It ain't finished yet buddy, every day we all sink further, happening here too

If only? bet you someone was 'offended' ?

I have absolutely no desire to watch anything like this and can't for the life of me understand anyone who does, there are some weird people out there?

25 minutes ago, Sammy said:

Not after watching, back in the naivety of the internet back in the late 2000's, for example the video 2 girls 1 cup.

Do you have the link Sammy???

Asking for a friend

21 minutes ago, SGTSmeg said:

Or Richard Head (a.k.a DICK HEAD)

In the UK we have a famous longbow maker called that, bet he loved his parents

Why not just call it Fish Finder, or Viagra?