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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. AyaqGuyaq
    Welcome, Sweet Skull-Dee!!! You still didn't let us know whose baby you're gonna have next, though--mine or @T-Rat's. Hmm? Lol. Ayaq
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    Hey, Gumpie, I'm a praying man, and I just sent one up for you. Ayaq
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    "Hope, hope,-hope-hope, Rami-star!!! Hey, sexy Rami!!!! Hope, hope-hope-hope, Rami-star!!!" Happy birthday, bud. Ayaq
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    "Being," perchance? Lol, Big Papa Joe, he just proved sumptin' or udder. Hang in there, buddy (not you, TTB, him!!!). Lol, again. Ayaq
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    @SGTSmeg!! (Lol, just kidding, bud!) Alternatively, @TBB!! (Lol, wish I was kidding, bud!) Ayaq
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    Yeah, what TBB said (you know, the guy with "BBT" tattooed on his forehead for "mirror recognition? Yeah, him.), +1. Happy birthday, Joe--"Mr. Canadian," if you're nasty . . . Ayaq
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    @AthenA, Sweet "A" then "A," I'm sure that goes nicely with your dancing pole in your large shower stall . . . Don't lie, I saw your pic--it "ain't my first rodeo." Lol. Took me a bit to realize that she was an older lady. Ayaq
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    Yeah, Elvis, you're supposed to have them lock you in the engine room by yourself at nighttime!! Then, you can add a subsequent post, lol. Beautiful ship, the Queen Mary. Saw a show on the Discovery Channel that the Brits would pay 250,000 pounds to the German U-Boat that could sink it during its ferrying runs in WWII. Nice pics, nice catch-of-a-wife, thanks for the updates, yadda, yadda, yadda. Ayaq
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    A true blessing, Husqvarna!! I'm sure you're a wonderful mudder--she looks well-loved; i.e., "spoiled." Lol. Thanks for the update. Ayaq
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    Are twins in the Netherlands called "Double Dutch?" Is a female Nederlander's womb called a "Dutch Oven?" Count @Dukoo? Is a Netherlander leaving on vacation a "Going Dutch?" So many questions . . . Lol. Congrats, yet again? Ayaq
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    Too much "hot action" in the back seat, Betty? Hmm? You shouldn't have asked the guy on the sidewalk "Got a light, honey?" I once asked a lady friend if she ever smoked after sex. She said, "I don't know, I never looked down to see." Lol. Ayaq
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    Hey, my Pennsylvania buddy is having a birthday today!! Happy birthday to you, and many more, por favor. Ayaq
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    Sweet Kitty, I hope your birthday is purr-fect!! Happy Birthday!! Ayaq P.S. - @TBB? TBB?? Mind telling me, Sweet Kitty, "(Sung by Bill Withers) Who is he . . ., and what is he . . ., to you?" P.P.S. - Lol.
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    Sweet @LadyIngvild, when I saw the title of your thread, I was gonna ask if your boyfriend's name was "Art," but only a jerk would type that, and I'm not a jerk, so I didn't type it. Make sure they use clean, sterile needles!!! Good luck. If anyone puts art on you, I would much rather enjoy the canvas than the art. Just admittin'. Lol. Ayaq
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    Yeah, Happy birthday to our unofficial (or maybe a bona fide "official--"might as well be) "Birthday Guy." Hope it's speek-tacular!! Ayaq
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    LMFAO, @RobMc, aka "McRib!!!!" Be careful, though: whilst baring your "family jewels," @Icequeen's squirrel might jump offa her and scamper into your "hidey-hole." @TBB, my eloquent and effervescent buddy, you: how about tattooing "BBT" on your forehead so you'll remember who you are every time you look in a mirror? Hmm? Friendly (mostly) suggestion. LMAO, you guys and gals. Ayaq
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    Howdy Doody? Howdy Doody?? Who in da frickin'-frack is $#%^@! "Howdy Doody?" Lol, TBB. TBB? TBB?? ibid (to the "Lol," that is). Ayaq
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    If it wasn't for her hook nose and "Wicked Witch of the West" chin, I would rate that pic a "9.25" instead of a "4.75." Don't usually judge, but it is the Olympics, after all. Lol. Ayaq
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    "Country Roads," by John Denver, @Hunter? To the penitentiary, where you belong? In West Virginia? With mountainous mamas? Lol. Nice ghee-tar, Storm. Ayaq
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    As a side note, Sweet Ice Cream told us (me) about a guy she dated who wasn't into trying other "positions;" he liked just one. He would sing the Eurythmics song to Ice Cream: "Don't mess with a Missionary Man . . ." True story. Lol. Love you, Kama Sutra Queenie. Ayaq
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    Yeah, we happen to adore our @Icequeen, one of the original Sweethearts of >XI<. Before we get into any "supplanting" discussions, though, is there anything you can do better than she can do? She doesn't do "everything." Lol. Welcome to the >XI< Forums. Ayaq
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    Hey, buddy, it's "Count Dukoo" if'n you be nasty. (Which you are) Lol. Congrats, Mr. Dukoo (it's "Mr. Dukoo" if'n you be real nasty). Ayaq
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    "Post" slut? I thought he was a "current" slut? Lol. Ayaq
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    Wow, that's one heck of a "track mark." Lol, just kidding, don't kill the messenger!! Don't wanna mention any names, but @SGTSmeg wanted me to ask. Lol, Smeg, just kidding, don't kill the messenger!!! The one who asked me to finger you (finger you?) has initials that begin with "SGT" and end with "Scott." Lol. Just kidding, Giggles--hope you heal quickly without risk of infection. Ayaq
  25. AyaqGuyaq
    Whoo-hoo, one of the hottest--I mean, "smartest"--Admins. is having a birthday today. Happy birthday to my favorite defroster, one who was always keen to remind me, too: "Geez, Ayaq, I just defrosted you--you're frozen again?!" Lol. Ayaq
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