iboomboom Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3381 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 3019 Achievement Points: 30034 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Macintosh Share Posted October 22, 2014 Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I did not remove the political part in the joke though I think it was unnecessary. JohnnyDos, TBB, eidolonFIRE and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6941 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4486 Achievement Points: 58199 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 28 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted October 22, 2014 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Destroyer Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 5410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 276 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 190 Achievement Points: 2023 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3, 2023 Birthday: 11/26/1981 Device: Windows Share Posted October 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted October 22, 2014 i heard that same story but she was at the supermarket and had a restraining order against her ex husband which see saw in the parking lot of the supermarket same ending with the cops not the ex husband lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 22, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18136 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20147 Achievement Points: 132903 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 47 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sounds like a genuine Idiot - give her tags!! Destroyer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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