pwrcrzy52 Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 10:50 AM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was traveling through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden, the mule fell over dead. The old man buried his old friend and put up a cross as a grave marker. He wrote on the cross, "My Ass". Then he continued on his journey. Years later a town grew nearby the grave. The road into town went right by the marker, so the town adopted the name out of respect for the dead mule. It had become somewhat of an historical site. Then one day, a traveling salesman, who was lost, wondered into the old desert town, but did not notice the marker. He saw a man on the street and stopped to get directions. The salesman asked, "Could you please tell me where I am?" "Sure" replied the old man. "You are right on the edge of my ass." The salesman was puzzled by what the man said, so he decided to ask someone else. He thanked the man and continued to what appeared to be the downtown area. He saw another man walking down the street. He asked, "Please sir, could you please tell me where I am, I seem to be lost." The old man promptly replied, "No problem young fella. You are right smack dab in the middle of my ass!" At this point the salesman decided that everyone in the little town was crazy and decided to leave. On the way out of town he spotted a seafood restaurant. He had become quite hungry, so he decided to get something to eat before traveling on to the next town. The waitress walked over and asked, "What will you have stranger?" The man replied, "I think I will have the crab platter." The waitress replied, "I am sorry sir, we are all out of crabs. "My husband looked all over my ass last night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Stratus Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 1825 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 64 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 390 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 03/11/1976 Share Posted October 17, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitting-Duc Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 84 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5334 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 4610 Achievement Points: 41339 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3 Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Android Share Posted October 17, 2010 lol pretty good xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17091 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42083 Achievement Points: 148602 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 dont get it .but i am a idiot so what do you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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