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5 Minute Management Course 

Lesson 1 : 

A priest offered a Nun a lift...
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.....
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up herleg again.   The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.  Itsaid, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'


Moral of the story:
 
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson
2 : 

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch whenthey find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.  The Genie says, 'I'll give each of youjust one wish.'
   
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk..  'I want to be in the Bahamas
, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world..'  Poof!She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in   Hawaii
, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endlesssupply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.'  Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.  The manager says, 'I wantthose two back in the office after lunch.'


Moral of the story:
 
Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson
3 

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and donothing?'  The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
 
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, afox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.



Lesson
4 

A turkey was chatting with a bull.  'I would love to be able to get to thetop of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. It's full of nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enoughstrength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eatingsome more dung, he reached the second branch....
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top ofthe tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
 
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...
 


Lesson 5


A little bird was flying south for the winter.  It was so cold the birdfroze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realizehow warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy...  Apassing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. ..   
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
 
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy..


(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.


(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! 
   




THUS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
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Good points to ponder...SmileSmile

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Laughing
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LOL.. so true. Great job Wild, thanks for that post!!!

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That can all be summed up if you remember a boss is like a diaper - full of shit and always on your ass.

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Wow great find man that shit makes tooooo much sense lmao

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Lol very nice wildthing...

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I'll try and remember that. LOL  Good one.

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nice pov :P

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Glad to see that most of the admins read this -  j/k Wink

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lmao, so true....

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