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March 11, 2011 6:42 PM
This is the "Sexual Tension Quiz" given to advanced placement psychology students at William T. Dwyer High School, copied from a quiz widely distributed on the internet. The teacher who distributed the "quiz" has been disciplined.
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What Am I?
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What Am I?
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What Am I?
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What Am I?
5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What Am I?
6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What Am I?
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What Am I?
8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What Am I?
9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What Am I?
10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What Am I?
11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What Am I?
12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What Am I?
13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. What Am I?
14. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What Am I?
Answers:
1. Nose 2. Peanut Butter 3. Crane 4. Titanic 5. Tent 6. Dentist 7. Wedding Ring 8. Elevator 9. Chewing Gum 10. Newspaper Boy 11. Glove 12. Arrow 13. An attorney 14. Bird


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That's fucked up.. if you read the full story you realise that tbh the quiz was related to the lesson being taught and how this whole situation has proved the teachers point about social norms. Complete and utter bullshit from the parents..



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Oh and i failed the quiz.. didn't get a single one correct lol



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if you asked any one of those in the workplace  and someone took offense you could be brought up on charges then fired.its inappropriate at school and work.alone or with your buds thats another story.



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if you asked any one of those in the workplace  and someone took offense you could be brought up on charges then fired.its inappropriate at school and work.alone or with your buds thats another story.

 

How can you teach phycology without actually using an example though.. theres places where this could be innappropiate however i think that it is fully within the context of the subject matter. The parents and people who are opposing the use of this quiz don't understand HOW and WHY it was being used, which when you do you can see that it is ok in my opinion.



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Posted

I flunked the test.Being the dirty old man I am I was thinking Pussy Dicks & a lot of sex oriented imaginations.You know sucking & f 'ing screwing & chewing.



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Posted

LOL I am with Johnny I flunked also for being a perv  LMAO



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Posted

lol,  not one did i get right.  might be time to go live in a brothel.


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