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How to measure your penis...WITHOUT CHEATING


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Oh....now I'd like to hear what guys have to say about their "members" size now they know the right way to measure it Wink!!

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Damn where is that magnifying glass gone Cry

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Yup.

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There is no god!

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Size doesn

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We do not need to cheat...

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I went to the Doctors last week i said" Doctor i'm desperate to have a 12" willy is there anything you can i do for me", he said "drop your pants and lets have look" he took a look and said "no problem son" i said

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Mmm i don't know why but i suddenly have the urge to eat a Banana...strange.

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I went to the Doctors last week i said" Doctor i'm desperate to have a 12cm willy is there anything you can i do for me",

No Cheaters allowed here! If you go ahead with that you will be

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This doesn't work for Harry Weezer since most of his hairy weezer is unexposed due to a rare medical situation known as Dicksink. An appropriate analogy would be an iceberg, where very little of its true massiveness is actually visible to the naked eye. I have to massage my stomach in order to masturbate.

Further, I sayeth not.

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my only question is, in 3 parts:.. What if you run out of inches on your tape? & Do I get front page headlines ? How about ginniss book of world records ?

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You can't use the ruler from your child's Barbie Schoolhouse Caper!

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hahahaha.... I can almost brag.. good enough for me. :)

 

now how do we measure thickness... do we need a volunteer?

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OK HXTR AND HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU TRY THIS....?????

CAPER CAN FIT A BEER CAN IN HIS MOUTH SO MAYBE HE SHOULD BE THE THICKNESS CHECKER.!!!!...LMAO

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Does this mean you're volunteering for Caper to measure your thickness Killroy????

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I cannot lie....my junk is only 2 inches long in hot tempatures.........but it's as big round as a soup can! That's why they call me "willie and the wunder stump" I knew i shouldnt have got a silicone implant.

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thank you so much Bud... I'm no longer afraid of my dick... hahahahahahahahahaha

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sounds like a queer guy who measures every 1s cock and he likey likey

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hahahaha.... I can almost brag.. good enough for me. :)

 

now how do we measure thickness... do we need a volunteer?

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hahahaha.... I can almost brag.. good enough for me. :)

 

now how do we measure thickness... do we need a volunteer?

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