LesPaulGuy Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 13, 2009 If you find yourself down in the dumps.... Just leave.... It's a nasty, stinky place and probably harbours various diseases.
gwalms Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 240 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 168 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 958 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 20, 2015 Birthday: 11/17/1962 Posted December 13, 2009 if a dog humps your leg and you think he's horny, think again. he is actually showing HE is dominant and you're his bitch!
billyblade Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Posted December 13, 2009 noone ever pisses Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 13, 2009 Mark Ingram won the Heisman....Roll Tide Roll!!!!!
SGTDANKO Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted December 13, 2009 man who walk through turnstile sideways going to bangkok !!!!!!!!!!!!
LesPaulGuy Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 13, 2009 Man who jumps off cliff....Jump to conclusion.
LesPaulGuy Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 13, 2009 So....what's the speed of Dark?
Bama Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 19 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4445 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29415 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 3, 2024 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: Windows Posted December 13, 2009 The deal of a lifetime comes around once every seven days! Awards
BudSr Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Posted December 13, 2009 if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen,
PigDog Posted December 13, 2009 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3847 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 1628 Achievement Points: 25635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 1 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted December 13, 2009 Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew. Awards
Sonovabich Posted December 14, 2009 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted December 14, 2009 10 countries where sheep outnumber people...1) The Falkland Islands. 2) New Zealand. 3) Australia. 4) Uruguay. 5) Mongolia. 6) Syria. 7) Namibia. Iceland. 9) Mauritania. 10) Somalia.
baldie Posted December 14, 2009 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:24 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted December 14, 2009 Men who live in glass houses should never.. walk around naked . Awards
WiZiD Posted December 14, 2009 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 26 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted December 14, 2009 The top ten reasons guns are easier to deal with than women. #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun does not mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun does not take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun does not ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun does not mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted December 14, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 14, 2009 Shouldn't apartments be called togetherments?
PigDog Posted December 14, 2009 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3847 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 1628 Achievement Points: 25635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 1 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted December 14, 2009 HEY!!! What the Hell Is that thing??!!!! Awards
WiZiD Posted December 14, 2009 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 26 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted December 14, 2009 Random funny TRUE story When my x wife and I got a divorce she refused to sign papers unless I gave her the kirby vacume. She cleaned houses for a living and she said she needed it for her job. I told her that since I have custidy and our daugter was allergic to dust I was keeping it. This dragged our divorce out for several months longer than expected. But on the way back from dropping off my new girlfriend there sat a Kirby vacume on the side of the road (FREE). It was missing the toe piece and without it no workie! Well I grabbed it and first thing in the AM I went to the kirby dealer with the vacume to inquire about a part. Beleve it or not they had one. We put it on the vac. and it fucken worked. So I called my attorney to call hers to let her know that i had a kirby vac for her if she signed papers. She aggreed...........After court was done and I was now divorced I loaded EVERTHING in my truck that she requested but that kirby was the first in the truck. When I got there and unloaded all her things and pushed them just inside her door the last thing was the kirby. Her comment was "what the fuck is that"? I told her "this is your kirby vacume....this is a 1936 kirby vacume.....plug it in to make sure it works before I leave please.......OH MY GOD this is not what I wanted....it doesnt have automatic drive....This does not even have a bag it has a cup for the dirt....................................I said have a nice day and left Awards
Chef-90 Posted December 14, 2009 Member ID: 529 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 27 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 165 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 02/10/1990 Posted December 14, 2009 man who run infront of car get tired, man who run in back of car get exausted violence never solves anything in sports ,untill the ref looks away
LesPaulGuy Posted December 15, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 15, 2009 Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Sonovabich Posted December 15, 2009 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted December 15, 2009 And do Nescafe workers take a tea break?
LesPaulGuy Posted December 15, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 15, 2009 Why is the guy who invests your money called a BROKEr?
LesPaulGuy Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 16, 2009 I think you guys are lame asses.
Ph4nt0m Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 1 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 39 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1909 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 121 Achievement Points: 11489 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 4, 2020 Birthday: 06/28/1975 Posted December 16, 2009 If you were in a car travelling at the speed of light, and you turned you head lights on, would they do anything ?
blackwidow Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 31 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 49 Topic Count: 28 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 374 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 260 Achievement Points: 2823 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 11:02 PM Birthday: 12/25/1981 Device: Windows Posted December 16, 2009 If croutons are stale bread why are they packaged in air free bags? Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted December 17, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Posted December 17, 2009 If you preface any idea you have with...."Ben Franklin said." Your idea will be much more readily accepted. Try it, I'm not kidding.
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