Kansas88 Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24, 2024 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2011 An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football.." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7" Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides" Awards
Cobranss Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 663 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 112 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 809 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/30/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 03/19/1962 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2011 too funny Awards
KicknDatAzz Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 833 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 769 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 598 Achievement Points: 5724 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2011 rofl eeewwww! Awards
BattlewolF Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2011 Looks like me and my wife Awards
TBB Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20486 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22513 Achievement Points: 147942 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 393 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2011 LOL Awards
Recommended Posts