Kansas88 Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2018 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from The hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,'What a beautiful baby.'The mother said, 'Why,Thank you, Johnnie. Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet,beautiful little hands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?' 'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.' 'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9138 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24296 Achievement Points: 94164 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:42 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted December 12, 2011 LOL!! Kids say the darnedest things!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted December 12, 2011 That was a good one. Brought a smile to my face on a Monday morning. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14886 Content Per Day: 2.78 Reputation: 7827 Achievement Points: 91090 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted December 12, 2011 Great joke... Nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 12, 2011 Lmao..Stupid kid..lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 243 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3339 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2597 Achievement Points: 33709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted December 12, 2011 LMAO nice one mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted December 12, 2011 LOL...Leave it to "Little Johnny"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Noears711XI Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Fuck I hate the kid making funny of people with NoEars LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted December 12, 2011 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 136 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6952 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4496 Achievement Points: 58308 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted December 12, 2011 Nice ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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