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Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday.....

cruise ship.jpg



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How many kills this time



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None they just got their shoes wet.



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I wonder if he got into the lifeboat by mistake this time. lol good one johnny.



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HAHA that's a good one Johnny.

 

What kind of desserts do they serve on Italian cruise ships? - Turnovers

How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain



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LOL, I don't care who you are, that's funny,!!!



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What's the difference between theItalian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?

 

   Nothing- The bottoms dropped out of both.


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LOL!! Good thing their backpacks double as floatation devices!! Haha!! Speaking of floatation, nice sig GatorGirl!! And I like how she grips that weapon!!



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Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Glaswegians at the bar. 

They've told the divers to fuck off, they're all inclusive.

 

 

I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises.

Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.

 

An Italian cruise ship is much like a diet.

I fucking wish my wife would go on one.

 

A guy walks into a model shop.

"Do you have an aircraft carrier?" he asks.

"I sold out before Christmas," the shopkeeper replies. 

"Have you got a battle ship?" 

"No," said the shopkeeper.

"What have you got in ships?" 

"I will go and look in the store room, just wait a minute." 

The shopkeeper came back and said, "I have got a Cruise Liner." 

"Can you put it to one one side for me?" the guy replies.

Costa Concordia - the only cruise liner where the sauna is cold but the pool is at 90 degrees.

 

I would have loved to see the look on the face of the search & rescue dog, after it crawled through the wreck of the Costa Concordia only to find itself in a cabin with two Koreans.

Reports just in from Italy where a cruise liner is aground, say a German man has died after trying to save his sun bed.

 

There are two signals to let passengers know it's time to evacuate a ship. First is seven blasts of the whistle. Second is the captain rowing past in a lifeboat.

 

 

 



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