JohnnyDos Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 2, 2012 Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday.....
BattlewolF Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted February 2, 2012 How many kills this time Awards
JohnnyDos Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted February 2, 2012 None they just got their shoes wet.
KenMan Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Posted February 2, 2012 I wonder if he got into the lifeboat by mistake this time. lol good one johnny. Awards
GorillaXI Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Posted February 2, 2012 HAHA that's a good one Johnny. What kind of desserts do they serve on Italian cruise ships? - TurnoversHow do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocksWhat vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - LeeksWhat's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
Gatorgirl Posted February 2, 2012 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6456 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Posted February 2, 2012 LOL, I don't care who you are, that's funny,!!! Awards
Merlin007 Posted February 4, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1130 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8588 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7561 Achievement Points: 76635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Posted February 4, 2012 What's the difference between theItalian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing- The bottoms dropped out of both. Awards
LtLaszlo Posted February 4, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 189 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9238 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 24523 Achievement Points: 95518 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted February 4, 2012 LOL!! Good thing their backpacks double as floatation devices!! Haha!! Speaking of floatation, nice sig GatorGirl!! And I like how she grips that weapon!! Awards
NickTheGrip Posted February 4, 2012 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted February 4, 2012 Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Glaswegians at the bar. They've told the divers to fuck off, they're all inclusive. I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down. An Italian cruise ship is much like a diet. I fucking wish my wife would go on one. A guy walks into a model shop. "Do you have an aircraft carrier?" he asks. "I sold out before Christmas," the shopkeeper replies. "Have you got a battle ship?" "No," said the shopkeeper. "What have you got in ships?" "I will go and look in the store room, just wait a minute." The shopkeeper came back and said, "I have got a Cruise Liner." "Can you put it to one one side for me?" the guy replies. Costa Concordia - the only cruise liner where the sauna is cold but the pool is at 90 degrees. I would have loved to see the look on the face of the search & rescue dog, after it crawled through the wreck of the Costa Concordia only to find itself in a cabin with two Koreans. Reports just in from Italy where a cruise liner is aground, say a German man has died after trying to save his sun bed. There are two signals to let passengers know it's time to evacuate a ship. First is seven blasts of the whistle. Second is the captain rowing past in a lifeboat. Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted February 4, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.62 Reputation: 8043 Achievement Points: 92206 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted February 4, 2012 Lol Awards
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