DEEJAYKEG Posted February 13, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted February 13, 2012 A Spanish Teacher wasexplaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designatedas either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, maleand female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should bea masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons forits recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the femininegender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers isincomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible laterretrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending halfyour paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('elcomputador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE theproblem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a littlelonger, you could have gotten a better model. The women won. Awards
hxtr Posted February 13, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted February 13, 2012 lol............ my car, computer, cell phone, right hand.. are all female.
my_slave Posted February 13, 2012 Member ID: 1186 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 284 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 114 Achievement Points: 2038 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 1 Birthday: 09/12/1982 Device: iPhone Posted February 13, 2012 spanish is just like french we also have feminine and masculine for pretty much everything and sorry but computer is masculine lol yep i am a girl and i mostly agree with the guys side cause most of the time i dont understand my self lmao poor guys you are stuck with woman i am deeply sorry for you all Awards
Joe Canadian Posted February 13, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted February 13, 2012 Good one Awards
BattlewolF Posted February 13, 2012 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted February 13, 2012 Lol Awards
Unchileno Posted February 13, 2012 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted February 13, 2012 Dam you Deejay..now wife wants an UPgrade... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted February 13, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Author Posted February 13, 2012 UnChileno Dam you Deejay..now wife wants an UPgrade... Maybe you have a floppy drive? Awards
Unchileno Posted February 13, 2012 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted February 13, 2012 No..But Ill give her the OLD HARD drive I got.. Awards
NickTheGrip Posted February 14, 2012 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted February 14, 2012 Don't forget to wear your "Trojan" horse and don't forget to do some "penetration testing" (which actually means probing secure networks to look for holes that need to be fixed) Awards
hxtr Posted February 14, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted February 14, 2012 i have a few screws I can donate. Just name the place.
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