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Dont Forget To Pay Your Bills


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once upon a time lived a beautiful queen with large tits.

 

nick the dragon slayer obsessed over the queen for these reasons.

he knew the penalty for this desire would be death should he try anything but he had to do it.

 

one day nick told his desire to horatio the physician, the kings chief doctor. horatio said he could arrange that but it would cost him 1000 gold.

 

without pause nick agreed.

 

the next day horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a bit into the queens bra while she bathed.

 

soon after she dressed the itching commenced and grew intense.

 

upon being summoned to address the incident horatio informed the king and queen that only a special saliva, if applied for 4 hours would cure the itch and tests have shown only nick's saliva would work.

 

the king eager to help his queen quickly summoned nick to their chambers. horatio slipped nick the antidote and for the next 4 hours nick worked passionately on the queens large and magnificent breasts.

 

the queens itching was eventually relieved and nick was satisfied.

 

upon returning to his chambers nick found horatio demanding his 1000 gold but nick knew that horatio couldnt tell the king of the deed so he refused to pay and told him to get lost.

 

the next day horatio slipped a massive does of the same itching powder into the kings underwear. the king immediately summoned nick.

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LOL> Yep always pay up!!!

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LOL good one

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That was good.Thanks

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thats funny

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lmao

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