Merlin007 Posted May 13, 2013 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1140 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8606 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 7575 Achievement Points: 76856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2013 A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose. 'Why not?' asked the man. 'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor. 'But I need it really bad,' said the man. 'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor. The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.' On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor's office...his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?' The man said, 'No one showed up.' . . . daMike, JohnnyDos, Damage_inc- and 2 others 5 Awards
TBB Posted May 13, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23075 Achievement Points: 153271 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:34 AM Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted May 13, 2013 lol - good one - thanks Awards
MrBubbles Posted May 13, 2013 Member ID: 349 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 821 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 541 Achievement Points: 5195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 5, 2017 Birthday: 01/27/1971 Posted May 13, 2013 Shit, lol!
TecHnOBoY Posted May 14, 2013 Member ID: 755 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 120 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2191 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 961 Achievement Points: 14309 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2019 Birthday: 01/14/1982 Posted May 14, 2013 Awards
daMike Posted May 14, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Posted May 14, 2013 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted May 14, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 14, 2013 You got me,good one.
Hunter1948 Posted May 14, 2013 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.59 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted May 14, 2013 Good one Merlin007 LMAO Awards
BeerGoat Posted May 14, 2013 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1254 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 297 Achievement Points: 8424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 01:39 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted May 14, 2013 HAHA That was great. Awards
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