Shamu Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted September 26, 2014 A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens,six lawyers,six meth dealers,six Muslim extremists,and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant. "You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" hxtr, Labob, Damit1 and 7 others 10
hxtr Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 26, 2014 hahaha FU! Shamu!!!!!!!!!
TBB Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21205 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22909 Achievement Points: 152113 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 411 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 26, 2014 Should have included "6 @Hxtrs" Scoarch, BUDMAN, eidolonFIRE and 2 others 5 Awards
iboomboom Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 91 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3415 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3090 Achievement Points: 30403 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Posted September 26, 2014 Why do the extremists have to be Muslim? Yes, I know its a joke. Awards
BigPapaDean Posted September 26, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 05:48 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 26, 2014 Why do the extremists have to be Muslim? Yes, I know its a joke. Why do the extremists have to be Muslim? Yes, I know its a joke. Inquiring minds want to know! Awards
iboomboom Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 91 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3415 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3090 Achievement Points: 30403 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Posted September 27, 2014 Inquiring minds want to know! Haha, you know what I mean. It could have just said 'extremists' or 'terrorists'. Awards
hxtr Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.93 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 27, 2014 They forgot to say Six Yankee's. Especially ones from Pennsylvania.
Bullet Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 1854 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 2652 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 03/24/1964 Device: Windows Posted September 27, 2014 Why do the extremists have to be Muslim? Yes, I know its a joke. you'll have to ask the extremists Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted September 27, 2014 They forgot to say Six Yankee's. Especially ones from Pennsylvania. He was from Texas, he would have most likely shot himself be accident first. Lol Yes, this was a joke! Scoarch 1 Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted September 27, 2014 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted September 27, 2014 you'll have to ask the extremists Ok, I will ask one.. Was it a joke Hxtr? Lol Awards
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