JohnnyDos Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 8, 2015 Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing OK, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I'll meet you there.) Giraffe Test There are 4 questions. Don?t miss one. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. Elephant Test 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. Lion Test 3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend ....except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. Crocodile Test 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across it. Have you been lis-ten-ing? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends... STARPICKET, Predat0r, iboomboom and 3 others 6
TBB Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20405 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22490 Achievement Points: 147502 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 8, 2015 YO Johnny - I got them all wrong - FU JohnnyDos, BigPapaDean and Noears711XI 3 Awards
Blackbart Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted February 8, 2015 I took this test three time and got them all wrong every time... BigPapaDean, Joe Canadian, TBB and 1 other 4 Awards
NITRO Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 1095 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: iPhone Posted February 8, 2015 I got one right lol Awards
Gatorgirl Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6456 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Posted February 8, 2015 I got one right lol Lies!!! lol Noears711XI, NITRO and TBB 3 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted February 9, 2015 YO Johnny - I got them all wrong - FU try again BigPapaDean 1 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted February 9, 2015 I flunked the test, I got distracted trying to figure out why the f would someone put a giraffe into a refrigerator lol BigPapaDean, Noears711XI and TBB 3 Awards
Blackbart Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted February 9, 2015 I flunked the test, I got distracted trying to figure out why the f would someone put a giraffe into a refrigerator lol Silly Joe, everyone knows thats where you keep the long necks cold... Noears711XI, NITRO, TBB and 2 others 5 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) What was this test about again? Oh and Johnny I opened my refrigerator and found a giraffe. Tell me what that means! Edited February 9, 2015 by BigPapaDean Noears711XI 1 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Oh and Johnny I opened my refrigerator and found a giraffe. Tell me what that means! elephant went missing ;-) Edited February 9, 2015 by Joe Canadian BigPapaDean and Noears711XI 2 Awards
TBB Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20405 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22490 Achievement Points: 147502 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 9, 2015 try again Joe - better start taking your meds again - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Awards
7Toes Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted February 9, 2015 LOL GOOD ONE JOHNNY Awards
White_Dragon Posted February 10, 2015 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Posted February 10, 2015 WHAT!! I don't get the joke? Noears711XI 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted February 10, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted February 10, 2015 WHAT!! I don't get the joke? Sorry White it's not a joke! lol Noears711XI 1 Awards
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