JohnnyDos Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing OK, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I'll meet you there.) Giraffe Test There are 4 questions. Don?t miss one. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. Elephant Test 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. Lion Test 3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend ....except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. Crocodile Test 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across it. Have you been lis-ten-ing? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends... BigPapaDean, Joe Canadian, iboomboom and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18179 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20213 Achievement Points: 133223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2015 YO Johnny - I got them all wrong - FU BigPapaDean, JohnnyDos and Noears711XI 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted February 8, 2015 I took this test three time and got them all wrong every time... BigPapaDean, Noears711XI, Joe Canadian and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NITRO Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 1095 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:13 PM Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: Android Share Posted February 8, 2015 I got one right lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Gatorgirl Posted February 8, 2015 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6454 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50699 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 04:10 AM Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted February 8, 2015 I got one right lol Lies!!! lol NITRO, TBB and Noears711XI 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2015 YO Johnny - I got them all wrong - FU try again BigPapaDean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2015 I flunked the test, I got distracted trying to figure out why the f would someone put a giraffe into a refrigerator lol TBB, Noears711XI and BigPapaDean 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I flunked the test, I got distracted trying to figure out why the f would someone put a giraffe into a refrigerator lol Silly Joe, everyone knows thats where you keep the long necks cold... TBB, NITRO, Noears711XI and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1198 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6522 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63399 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 41 minutes ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) What was this test about again? Oh and Johnny I opened my refrigerator and found a giraffe. Tell me what that means! Edited February 9, 2015 by BigPapaDean Noears711XI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Oh and Johnny I opened my refrigerator and found a giraffe. Tell me what that means! elephant went missing ;-) Edited February 9, 2015 by Joe Canadian BigPapaDean and Noears711XI 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18179 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20213 Achievement Points: 133223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2015 try again Joe - better start taking your meds again - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted February 9, 2015 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted February 9, 2015 LOL GOOD ONE JOHNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
White_Dragon Posted February 10, 2015 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Share Posted February 10, 2015 WHAT!! I don't get the joke? Noears711XI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted February 10, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1198 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6522 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63399 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 41 minutes ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 10, 2015 WHAT!! I don't get the joke? Sorry White it's not a joke! lol Noears711XI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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