MAXINE MAKES HER POINT

[JohnnyDos]

 

  
THIS IS THE BEST MAXINE EVER, EVER, ..................EVER!
                                      RIGHT ON MAXINE!!!
This is the best analogy yet!
  Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that America/Canada/UK/Germany/Australia/NZ is now in economically.


I bought a bird feeder.  I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ..... quiet, serene....
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see......
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.

Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ”ours” are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the shit!

[chavez]

strange , they sell the same birdfeeder here too.

[JohnnyNashville]

Well it's clear to me that Maxine is a racist...NOT!

 

jn

[Sonovabich]

Sounds like the UK

[little_old_man]

Great post Johnny.

 

Just to give you an idea how things have changed in the US, about 3 years ago at a high school here in the SF bay area Hispanic students were celebrating Cinco de Mayo at the high school by proudly wearing clothing with the Mexican flag. When some white students decided to wear clothing with American flags the Hispanic students complained to the school administration that they were being racist, and the white students were ordered to either change their clothing or be sent home. The reasoning by the school was that they feared there would be fighting between the students.

 

The white students not feeling that they were fairly treated decided to sue, and a lower court sided with the school. Yesterday the supreme court also sided with the lower court and the school and wouldn't even hear the appeal.

 

So the Hispanic kids are free to wear clothing with the Mexican flag while living in America, but the white kids aren't free to wear their own flag for fear of offending the immigrant kids. 

 

Welcome to the new world order.

 

Here is the story:

 

http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-83177409/

[JohnnyDos]

That is crazy LOM,how is this stuff happening and I don't like it ?Maxine hit it right on the nail.I read your article and it is very hard for me to believe the outcome of the courts,totally all fucking bullshit.

[deerejon]

Surreal

[TBB]

Along the same lines - attributed to the late Robin Williams

 

Subject: Fw: RE; ROBIN WILLIAMS HAS A PLAN

 

 

 Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we

 need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

 

 Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

  

 I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan

 for peace. So, here's one plan:

 

 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

 affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,

 Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will

 never "interfere" again.

 

 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

 Germany, South Korea and the Phillippines. They don't want us there.

 We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through

 holes in the fence.

 

 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and

 leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the

 remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless

 of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

 

 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90

 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation

 would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself

 and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We

 don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

 

 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they

 don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

 

 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self -sufficient energy

 wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy

 but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan

 wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

 

 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel

 for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They

 can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of

 the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

 

 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we

 will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for

 seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we

 give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it

 most get very little, if anything.

 

 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place! We don't

need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would

make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

 

 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one

can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

 

 Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

 

 "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your

 tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's

 yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

 

 If you agree with the above forward it to friends

 

 A M E N

[little_old_man]

TBB as much as I enjoyed Robin Williams and miss him being around, he didn't write that. It's been floating around for years and the only line in it attributable to Robin is the statue of liberty joke at the end, the rest was done by some unknown person.

 

I agree and enjoyed reading the message, but he was a born and bred progressive/liberal and about half the stuff in there went against most of what he believed in.

 

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp