JohnnyDos Posted April 12, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted April 12, 2015 http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a38940/meet-the-man-with-the-10-pound-penis/
little_old_man Posted April 12, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted April 12, 2015 That's quite a story Johnny. I'm not going to ask what you were searching for when you came across this. iboomboom, TBB, chavez and 1 other 4 Awards
hxtr Posted April 12, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted April 12, 2015 Amused To DeathDoctor Doctor, what is wrong with meThis supermarket life is getting longWhat is the heart life of a color TVWhat is the shelf life of a teenage queenOoh western womanOoh western girlNews hound sniffs the airWhen Jessica Hahn goes downHe latches on to that symbol of detachmentAttracted by the peeling away of feelingThe celebrity of the abused shell, the belleOoh western womanOoh western girlOoh western womanOoh western girlAnd the children on MelroseStrut their stuffIs absolute zero cold enoughAnd out in the valley, warm and cleanThe little ones sit by their TV screensNo thoughts to thinkNo tears to cryAll sucked dryDown to the very last breathBartender what is wrong with me?Why am I so out of breath?The captain said excuse me ma'amThis species has amused itself to deathAmused itself to deathIt has amused itself to deathAmused itself to deathWe watched the tragedy unfoldWe did as we were toldWe bought and soldIt was the greatest show on earthBut then it was overWe ohhed and aahedWe drove our racing carsWe ate our last few jars of caviarAnd somewhere out there in the starsA keen-eyed look-outSpied a flickering lightOur last hurrahOur last hurrahAnd when they found our shadowsGrouped 'round the TV setsThey ran down every leadThey repeated every testThey checked out all the data on their listsAnd then, the alien anthropologistsAdmitted they were still perplexedBut on eliminating every other reasonFor our sad demiseThey logged the only explanation leftThis species has amused itself to deathNo tears to cry, no feelings leftThis species has amused itself to deathAmused itself to deathAmused itself to death
Uranium Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 22485 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 246 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 151 Achievement Points: 1593 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/26/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 08:11 PM Birthday: 06/26/1983 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2015 Some things shouldn't be clicked on while at work. Wow. iboomboom 1 Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted April 13, 2015 Some things shouldn't be clicked on while at work. Wow. I definitely didn't click it... Maybe I will when I get home. Then again maybe I won't then either... iboomboom 1
chavez Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 206 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 10:27 PM Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2015 Amused To Death Doctor Doctor, what is wrong with me This supermarket life is getting long What is the heart life of a color TV What is the shelf life of a teenage queen Ooh western woman Ooh western girl News hound sniffs the air When Jessica Hahn goes down He latches on to that symbol of detachment Attracted by the peeling away of feeling The celebrity of the abused shell, the belle Ooh western woman Ooh western girl Ooh western woman Ooh western girl And the children on Melrose Strut their stuff Is absolute zero cold enough And out in the valley, warm and clean The little ones sit by their TV screens No thoughts to think No tears to cry All sucked dry Down to the very last breath Bartender what is wrong with me? Why am I so out of breath? The captain said excuse me ma'am This species has amused itself to death Amused itself to death It has amused itself to death Amused itself to death We watched the tragedy unfold We did as we were told We bought and sold It was the greatest show on earth But then it was over We ohhed and aahed We drove our racing cars We ate our last few jars of caviar And somewhere out there in the stars A keen-eyed look-out Spied a flickering light Our last hurrah Our last hurrah And when they found our shadows Grouped 'round the TV sets They ran down every lead They repeated every test They checked out all the data on their lists And then, the alien anthropologists Admitted they were still perplexed But on eliminating every other reason For our sad demise They logged the only explanation left This species has amused itself to death No tears to cry, no feelings left This species has amused itself to death Amused itself to death Amused itself to death a youtube video would be nicer , text is to long to read,pfffffffffffff. hxtr 1 Awards
chavez Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 206 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 10:27 PM Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) That's quite a story Johnny. I'm not going to ask what you were searching for when you came across this. he was digging in a box with admin photo's. Edited April 13, 2015 by chavez TBB 1 Awards
iboomboom Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 91 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3414 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3086 Achievement Points: 30381 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2015 It looks like he's got a @@Sitting-Duc in his pants. JohnnyDos 1 Awards
HarryWeezer Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2015 I can relate. It was pure hell until I finally got the reduction surgery. JohnnyDos and TBB 2 Awards
TBB Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21105 Content Per Day: 3.74 Reputation: 22830 Achievement Points: 151507 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 409 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2015 I can relate. It was pure hell until I finally got the reduction surgery. Except in your case it was a frontal lobotomy !!! Awards
little_old_man Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted April 13, 2015 I can relate. It was pure hell until I finally got the reduction surgery. This is the 21st century Harry. Now they call it a sex change. TBB and iboomboom 2 Awards
hxtr Posted April 13, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted April 13, 2015 a youtube video would be nicer , text is to long to read,pfffffffffffff. Here you.... amuse yourself to death. hahahha No wonder the Aliens won't talk to us. <youtube> JohnnyDos and chavez 2
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