JohnnyDos Posted July 9, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2015 On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know; this is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?" TBB, little_old_man, Blackbart and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted July 9, 2015 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1074 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8438 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7300 Achievement Points: 74954 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 9, 2015 Lmao. Good one Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 9, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 9, 2015 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mule Posted July 9, 2015 Member ID: 390 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 25 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted July 9, 2015 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted July 9, 2015 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted July 9, 2015 Good one LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 9, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18160 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20194 Achievement Points: 133093 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 266 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 9, 2015 ROFLMAO - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted July 10, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted July 10, 2015 Good one LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 10, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18160 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20194 Achievement Points: 133093 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 266 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 10, 2015 Good one LMAO Hey @@Joe Canadian - I'm told you and Pete are having the same discussion while you're still breathing!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KTWEST Posted July 11, 2015 Member ID: 242 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 202 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 33 Achievement Points: 1256 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 08/17/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted July 11, 2015 That is a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
sinos Posted July 12, 2015 Member ID: 22765 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 0 Topics Per Day: 0 Content Count: 21 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/03/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2015 nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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