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Getting Married In Heaven


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   On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter

   to process them into Heaven.  While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?
 
   When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
   
   St. Peter said, "I don't know; this is the first time anyone has asked.  Let me go find out and he left.
   
   The couple sat and waited for an answer.... for a couple of months.  While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons If they were allowed to get
   married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"
   
   Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in
   Heaven."
   
   "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
   
   St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
   
   "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple
   
   "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here!

    Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"

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hahahaha

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Good one LMAO

 

Hey @@Joe Canadian - I'm told you and Pete are having the same discussion while you're still breathing!!!!

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That is a good one

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nice one.

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