DEEJAYKEG Posted August 29, 2015 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted August 29, 2015 Fred and Mary got married.But they can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.She replies, "No".Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"She replies, "No."Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"His mom says "No."He asks, "Do you know what I think?"His mom replies, "Ok, ok, tell me what you think!!!" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." BloodRidden82, TBB and BUDMAN 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted August 29, 2015 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1073 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8434 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7292 Achievement Points: 74914 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Android Share Posted August 29, 2015 Ooops. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LaRSin Posted August 29, 2015 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 9016 Content Per Day: 1.68 Reputation: 3553 Achievement Points: 65868 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted August 29, 2015 OH OH lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
White_Dragon Posted September 4, 2015 Member ID: 20018 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 47 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 184 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/01/1952 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Not only Married to Mary but Fred really is stuck on her, Or is that stuck to her? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NORESPECT4U Posted September 5, 2015 Member ID: 3708 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 156 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Device: iPhone Share Posted September 5, 2015 This is killer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted September 5, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted September 5, 2015 Oh man. Of course wouldnt his hand be stuck to his dick first when putting on the 'Vaseline'? BUDMAN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 5, 2015 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6946 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4487 Achievement Points: 58230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted September 5, 2015 @@Sammy Too funny ....that would be a hxtr move .... lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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