NORESPECT4U Posted February 12, 2016 Member ID: 3708 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 156 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 244 Achievement Points: 1702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Posted February 12, 2016 On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which was worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, These holdings had multiplied and these were the Results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! TBB, Blackbart, reddog955i and 8 others 11 Awards
BUDMAN Posted February 12, 2016 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7115 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4656 Achievement Points: 60580 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 6 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted February 12, 2016 Nice !! Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted February 12, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted February 12, 2016 Lol. Kindles the memory of this not-the-sharpest-bowling-ball-on-the-rack guy that went home from work early, only to find his wife in bed with another man. He ran to the nightstand, grabbed his pistol from the drawer and put it to his head. His wife started laughing, and he said, "Don't laugh, you're next." Damn, I hate the sound of crickets. Ayaq Merlin007 1 Awards
deerejon Posted February 12, 2016 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3715 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 3153 Achievement Points: 28472 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Posted February 12, 2016 Q: What does sex have in common with a savings account? A: You lose interest once you make a withdrawal. AyaqGuyaq and Merlin007 2 Awards
Merlin007 Posted February 12, 2016 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8599 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76764 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted February 12, 2016 All very good. Lol. Awards
TBB Posted February 12, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21005 Content Per Day: 3.72 Reputation: 22787 Achievement Points: 150928 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 12, 2016 LMAO Awards
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