-PeteG- Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 24237 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 35 Achievement Points: 220 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 23, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2016 A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden. The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%. After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor, and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep. Merlin007, bds1961, TBB and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timpie78 Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 23672 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 32 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 3, 2021 Birthday: 10/13/1978 Share Posted April 13, 2016 A slow start, but a good twist at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3585 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 10:33 PM Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted April 13, 2016 Now that's FUNNY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NGCrewDawg Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 21068 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 20 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 86 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 67 Achievement Points: 679 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/01/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 11:38 PM Birthday: 12/25/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted April 13, 2016 Very, very funny :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Duffy Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 23954 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 113 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 47 Achievement Points: 711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 20 Birthday: 01/03/1968 Device: Android Share Posted April 13, 2016 brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 136 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6966 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4506 Achievement Points: 58436 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 47 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted April 13, 2016 Nice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1077 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8454 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7341 Achievement Points: 75136 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted April 13, 2016 HAHA. Another knock at the milk man. Good 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 270 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18250 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20300 Achievement Points: 133724 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 271 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 13, 2016 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted April 14, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted April 14, 2016 That was a worthy post. Still chuckling. Lol. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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