JohnnyDos Posted September 1, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted September 1, 2016 BBC News - Suicide Bombers Go On Strike! Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases inrecent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife. The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Aloud Bang told the press, "Our members areliterally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the groin". Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Aisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-dayJihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of mystaff that they won't be able to blow themselves up." Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areasanyway. According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of American Democrat Hillary Clinton. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit package. Sonovabich, azzkikr, hxtr and 5 others 8
Sonovabich Posted September 1, 2016 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Device: Windows Posted September 1, 2016 That's an old one Johnny they are still talking about Al Qaeda and not ISIS. hxtr 1
hxtr Posted September 1, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.95 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted September 1, 2016 I either get 72 or I will blow my self up for nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sammy Posted September 1, 2016 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted September 1, 2016 I dont recall the name but there was a very sarcastic British comedy film about bumbling suicide bombers. Certainly a taboo subject. Using them for comedy. But it was well done. Awards
KillingmanXI Posted September 2, 2016 Member ID: 100 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 23 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 166 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 124 Achievement Points: 2319 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 05/29/1965 Device: Windows Posted September 2, 2016 Wow funny as fuck had to steal it for Facebook hope you don't mind lmfao Awards
Sonovabich Posted September 2, 2016 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Device: Windows Posted September 2, 2016 I dont recall the name but there was a very sarcastic British comedy film about bumbling suicide bombers. Certainly a taboo subject. Using them for comedy. But it was well done. Was called "Four lions"
JohnnyNashville Posted September 2, 2016 Member ID: 25938 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 346 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 1496 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 290 Achievement Points: 13343 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/17/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 08/08/1961 Device: Windows Posted September 2, 2016 Johnny
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