XK Bullets Posted June 8, 2017 Member ID: 24399 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 47 Achievement Points: 248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/20/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 11/24/1981 Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!" Edited June 8, 2017 by XK Bullets -PeteG-, Sonovabich and TBB 3
WldPenguin Posted June 8, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 185 Topic Count: 803 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 4732 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 7363 Achievement Points: 51367 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 90 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 52 minutes ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted June 8, 2017 OMG! Awards
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Streetcleaner Posted June 9, 2017 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1783 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1569 Achievement Points: 15938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Device: Windows Posted June 9, 2017 That reminds me of a song...."There was a bus full of nuns ,holding babies in their arms...it went over a cliff..."..la la la....
PimpedOutPete Posted June 9, 2017 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15030 Content Per Day: 2.61 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92226 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Posted June 9, 2017 Lol Awards
JohnnyNashville Posted June 9, 2017 Member ID: 25938 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 346 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 1496 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 290 Achievement Points: 13343 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/17/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 08/08/1961 Device: Windows Posted June 9, 2017 Praying for you... johnny
AyaqGuyaq Posted June 9, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted June 9, 2017 Heaheshesheaeheaehe!! Still frickin' laughing!@@@!! LMFrickin'Ass Off!!@ Ayaq Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted June 9, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted June 9, 2017 Heaheshesheaeheaehe!!! Heaheaheaeheaha! Still frickin' laughing!@@@!! LMFrickin'Ass Off!!@ Ayaq Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted June 9, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted June 9, 2017 Holy Crikey, great laugh. Still in tears from laughtet . . . LMFAO, literally. Heaheaheahheaehe!!! Ayaq Awards
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