Angelz Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.82 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) Edited October 29, 2019 by Angelz Sammy, baldie, JohnnyDos and 3 others 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody_Ger Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 419 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 419 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 264 Achievement Points: 3557 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 27 Birthday: 10/26/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2019 No Jokes about BMW plz ..... Angelz and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Majbasil Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 6247 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 21 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 613 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 789 Achievement Points: 5136 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/23/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 01:50 PM Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2019 omg... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 241 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 2493 Achievement Points: 33121 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 10:50 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2019 Q: How many BMW car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb? A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment! Q: What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside. Q: What is the BMW owner's most ardent wish? A: A bigger penis. Q: What should you do if you find three BMW owners buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Car Shopping A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price." Angelz, Woody_Ger, -FOXXX- and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Woody_Ger Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 419 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 419 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 264 Achievement Points: 3557 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 27 Birthday: 10/26/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) Since I repainted my BMW, all pedestrians go out of my way. The question is why ??? Edited October 29, 2019 by Woody_Ger TBB and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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