Angelz Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) Edited October 29, 2019 by Angelz Sammy, JohnnyDos, baldie and 3 others 2 3 1
Woody_Ger Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 419 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 422 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 265 Achievement Points: 3575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 10/26/1968 Device: Android Posted October 29, 2019 No Jokes about BMW plz ..... Angelz and baldie 2 Awards
Majbasil Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 6247 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 23 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 688 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 877 Achievement Points: 5788 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/23/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Device: Windows Posted October 29, 2019 omg... lol
baldie Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:24 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted October 29, 2019 Q: How many BMW car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb? A: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment! Q: What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside. Q: What is the BMW owner's most ardent wish? A: A bigger penis. Q: What should you do if you find three BMW owners buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Car Shopping A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price." Woody_Ger, -FOXXX- , Angelz and 1 other 4 Awards
Woody_Ger Posted October 29, 2019 Member ID: 419 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 422 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 265 Achievement Points: 3575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 10/26/1968 Device: Android Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) Since I repainted my BMW, all pedestrians go out of my way. The question is why ??? Edited October 29, 2019 by Woody_Ger baldie and TBB 2 Awards
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